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Noel Edmonds acts the tit over NZ bike path

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This is gonna shock you, but after spending his way into New Zealand and buying up multiple rural properties, Noel Edmonds has kicked off at local council workers trying to build a cycle path.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/03/noel-edmonds-spat-with-council-new-zealand


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 3:37 pm
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Acts?


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 3:38 pm
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Noel Edmunds has always struck me as the "D'you know who I am?" sort of celebrity. This story does nothing to change my mind about that. .


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 3:43 pm
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"Two orbs the size of melons" would certainly change anyone's life!


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 3:46 pm
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Ironic, considering he used to live with the Bristol-Bath railway path at the end of his garden until he moved down under.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 3:51 pm
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he used to live with the Bristol-Bath railway path at the end of his garden until he moved down under.

Maybe he thought by moving to NZ he could escape the Cycling Mafia? Wrong!


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 3:57 pm
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This is the man who used to drive a London taxi so he could use the bus lane.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:00 pm
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Former Tog Gear host. Just saying...


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:03 pm
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Noel Edmunds has always struck me as the “D’you know who I am?” sort of celebrity.
he's basically a real-life Alan Partridge


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:24 pm
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Noel Edmunds is a ****?, who'd have thought it?


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:27 pm
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Noel who?

’has been complains about something’. Local newspaper fodder. 


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:35 pm
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Hope he's checked the cakes in his cafe for dimsemeric andersonphosphate.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:44 pm
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The horrible little man once boasted owning the biggest chunk of land in Devon without a public right of way on it.

I was enjoying not hearing from it for so long.  Sorry for the toxic waste New Zealand.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 4:59 pm
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The sort of man who makes you root for the bunch of crooked bankers who ripped him off for millions.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 5:14 pm
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The only surprise in this article is seeing Edmonds described as an "entertainer".

What a self-important jerk he has shown himself to be.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 5:25 pm
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He's certainly different. He did drive a taxi from his old house to the Deal or No Deal studios along bus lanes with a mannequin in the back. It may or may not have be used to pretend he had a passenger.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 5:32 pm
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“We’re so busy making a difference there is no guarantee any questions will elicit a response, but feel free to try.”

Nice one Noel. Thats now going to be my default answer to any questions 😀


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 5:47 pm
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Mr Blobby was always the talent, Edmonds just hung onto his coattails.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 6:07 pm
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Noel Edmunds has always struck me as the “D’you know who I am?” sort of celebrity. This story does nothing to change my mind about that. .

I worked on a TV show involving him as a contributor. Production were awful, unscheduled 20+ hour days, no food or water for the staff on the ground etc. Noel was the one sorting out extra food for everyone, going out of his way to make sure he made things as easy as possible for the production staff having to pick up the pieces etc.

And this was a job that he'd been sold a pup on. The show was absolutely nothing like what was promised. It was supposed to be a car rally in race prep'd classic cars (he's a massive car/motorsport nut), in reality it was a travel show a week late for the start of the rally!

Doesn't mean he doesn't have a hatred of people on bikes, but I think the above comments a bit unfair.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 6:13 pm
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Let's crowdfund a forum member to go out there and shave his beard off


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 6:58 pm
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I see this week's Popbitch actually has a story about him too: https://popbitch.com/emails/feeding-time/


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 7:00 pm
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Noel was the one sorting out extra food for everyone, going out of his way to make sure he made things as easy as possible for the production staff having to pick up the pieces etc.
that's just his Messiah complex, the guy is clearly an absolute walloper 😂


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 7:40 pm
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there are no rights of way in NZ. all that beautiful rolling country and it's fenced off by multinational dairy conglomerates. be grateful for the UK and its amazing network.

it's just a touch parochial. like a 1950s theme park.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 8:18 pm
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I've never liked him.
Back in the late 1970's he came to a local charity football match along with some other 'big headed slebs'. In front of the crowd who were mostly children, he hit a girl. It really shocked me and it left a nasty memory.
Lots of 'petrol head slebs' seem to really dislike people who cycle.


 
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Let’s crowdfund a forum member to go out there and shave his beard off

I’ll do it!


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 8:52 pm
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One of MOAB’s sons is over there, he could do with some travelling funds.


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 9:02 pm
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Say what you want about Edmond’s, but he stands up when needed:


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 11:11 pm
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… and you don’t want to get on his bad side:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8cnmz


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 11:22 pm
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that’s just his Messiah complex,

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 11:24 pm
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I’m disappointed he didn’t name his pub Shatner’s Bassoon


 
Posted : 03/11/2023 11:46 pm
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And just like Donald Trump, he makes up fake employees...pure chicanery!
https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/133174704/tv-star-noel-edmonds-the-disputes-tribunal-and-the-weird-emails


 
Posted : 12/11/2023 5:52 pm