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[Closed] Monday morning forgetful commuter thread - anyone else sitting uncomfortably?

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I only had two things to remember this morning, take the bins out and spare underwear, guess which I forgot ๐Ÿ™

Thankfully no important meetings today but I'm still afraid to even get out of the chair in case I get rumbled!


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 11:43 am
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Just don't shart!


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 11:44 am
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Nope - I keep my stuff at work.

Just need to remember:
1) to top up pants/socks regularly!
2) take said items out of desk when going for a shower


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 11:46 am
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Posted : 24/04/2017 11:46 am
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I keep spare grundles in my locker, just in case


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 11:47 am
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Your talking to a man here who turned up to work monday morning with pants, socks, shirts, shoes...........just no trousers


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 11:49 am
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I'd used up the emergency set in a non-emergency scenario (I think I deliberately didn't bring some in last time to save weight, or some such similar ridiculous reason ๐Ÿ˜ณ ) so have obviously brought this upon myself.

Ironically I now have three carefully ironed spare shirts hanging up in the changing room, that'll come in handy if I have three coffee spills in one day... ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 11:51 am
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My new MTB shoes arrived just as i was about to go.
threw me off it did.
So was commando also...draughty


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 1:39 pm
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Careful doing the zip up


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 2:06 pm
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Shake well.

Go out and buy a new pair?


 
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Posted : 24/04/2017 2:25 pm
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Dilligently packed my gym clothes this morning. Feeling good about committing to a bit of lunchtime training on a Monday.

Forgot my trainers


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 2:26 pm
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I never quite understood this. Whilst I'm by no means a habitual non pant wearer, the thought of going commando one day doesn't fill me with dread. Am I missing something? Have I been a little too blase about the consequences and have a horrifying no-pant related disaster ahead of me in the future?


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 2:49 pm
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OP you are Jeremy Vine and ICMFP.


 
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An ex colleague in the recruitment industry went for a prospect meeting with someone senior at one of the big four. He was going commando bent over to get a dropped pen and split his trousers, seam to belt.

He came back to the office with his suit jacket round his waist, he didn't get their business.

It's a dangerous game..


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 3:24 pm
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I took two right shoes to work once!


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 4:20 pm
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Don't get the Jeremy Vine reference, is he famously forgetful or famous for going commando?

Davidr, maybe depends on the trousers, my office pair are fairly thin, light material and quite a trim fit, so the main consequence is 8 hours of paranoia and slight chaffing.

Survived with my dignity and career still intact though, here's to the next time!


 
Posted : 24/04/2017 8:28 pm