As above,i thought they came with a full down hill pad set but cant seem to find them in the car.Should i purchase some and if so which ones?(dont want to turn up in the carpark and look a twit in the wrong pads).Your thoughts please.
What tyres ?
You need:-
Audi (check)
Pads
Met parachute helmet
a 40" waist (approx)
a "rig" or "steed"
a loud voice
Don't forget to drive like a ****er.....
Buy a shiny FS to go on the roof rack. I presume you work in IT?
Make sure you keep golf clubs in the boot to swing at cyclists who use your road! (sorry, just personal experience!)
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Audi owner, works in IT. No 40" waist though or ATGNI....
No - but if it's a diesel expect to use plenty of engine oil. You can probably get some nice engine oil from Rapha.
I've got one, don't wear pads (unless the trails warrant it), don't work in IT, don't ride a Marin/Specialized.....and I've only had to top the oil up once in 36,000miles
....oh go, I feel so alone 🙁
damn, I've got an audi, a full set of pads and a met parachute. I better start driving like a nob otherwise you would all be disappointed
and igm is right, buy yourself a big container of engine oil. oil light comes on as often as the fuel light
damn, I've got an audi, a full set of pads and a met parachute. I better start driving like a nob otherwise you would all be disappointed
and put some weight on too!
dont worry nosedive, that sensible, perfect and textbook driving you think your doing IS driving like a nob 😉
.....reaches for waist expanding beer
is that why other drivers shout at me? I did wonder
Just checked waist size,orded meatfeast pizza and crate of lager,hate to let the side down with my pathetic 32" waist
in the meantime i went to find the curry menu.
do you ride a Trek ?
Got an ellsworth is this suitable?Dont want to make a fool of myself.
massive fail
I've got a Pitch, does that add to the sterotype?
An Orange 5 would be better, preferably in a ridiculously garish colour. Oh and it needs to be very clean.
Audi: Check
Pads: Check
Driving like a nob: check
40inch waste: dam only 32
Love it
I see you and raise you...
Audi: Check
work in IT: check
Driving like a nob: check
40inch waste: 32
Orange five: check
Garish colour: check
orangefive - MemberI see you and raise you...
Audi: Check
work in IT: check
Driving like a nob: check
40inch waste: 32
Orange five: check
Garish colour: check
Chunk wins! Except there's no way your waist is only 32" 😯
Audi : yep
work in IT: yep
Own a specialized: yep, a skill compensating enduro
pads : no, no pads
40 inch waist : no, only 36", give it a couple more years though and I could be there.
Middle aged : near enough , 38
drive like a nob : only when the bike isnt on the roof
Cheeky **** millsy ..... Ive been on dietchef 😉
.... slurps more beer