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Big group heading out from Gullane next Saturday 🙂

rOcKeTdOg - Member
If the UK gets a lot of snow this winter I think they'll really take off

**** me is that an Italian tank you're driving.
One forward gear and twelve reverse gears. 😆
Alan.
I bow down to your AWSUMZ internetz powers. BTW you still single? 😉

Rule no. 3 of big hitting:

Claim your opponent is single. See 3rd form schoolyard behaviour.

Rule No 4.
Make up roolz while living on your own and ****ing into a crusty sock while watching yourself in the full length mirror and shouting My name is Al and i own the internetz.
Then cry for a bit and go for a drive in a hairdressers car.

Wow, hit a nerve there eh?

You seem a bit more vulnerable than your internet persona suggests.

Anyway, remember rule no. 1 from the Big Hitter Masterclass?

Oh and its not "I didnt mean it I was just joking", no true Big Hitter ever relies on the Edinburgh Defence.

Not sure i have an internet persona.
Not sure what a big hitter is?
I always though it was a name [b]you'd[/b] made up to congratulate [b]yourself[/b] with?

Oh a two poster with no answer between.

That must break one of your made up big shitter roolz. 😛
Trying too hard maybe...

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Ooh...emboldened text eh?

SFB has a lot to answer for.

"Big Hitter" is a term I use to belittle anyone that takes internet arguing and/or themselves too seriously. You'd know what I'm really like if you'd not faked on our meeting that time.

Anyway, good to know you care. Good to know you're familiar with masturbating into a sock also.

Aaahh your pissed of from a few years ago when i went to Scotland and you didn't turn up for a ride with a few of my mates...

"Big Hitter" is a term I use to belittle anyone that takes internet arguing and/or themselves too seriously.

BTW I only **** into my Mrs's socks. 😉
You use your moms or your own?

so anyway... it's global fatbike day next Saturday. yahoo.

Yep, I'm riding a bike on the 6th, hope we have some snow by then..

So does rocketdog...

Anyway you guys carry on i'm sure if Alan has anything else to say he'll not bother clogging up you guys thread and tell me in a more direct manor.

Have a great 6th what ever bike you ride.

It's a fair bet I'll be on mine but just not feeling the need to meet up with anyone else on one.

Right on HHN, I will be celebrating, if only briefly.

Full suss fatty is closer to completion!

Oh and Stu my mum is on her last legs in a care home, I don't appreciate mum jokes, and I never make them.

Sorry Al. no offence meant. 😳
Just trying to have a laugh.

so thats what odd socks are for!!!!

I,m heading high that globalphatbikeday so doubt if I will see any 🙂

Today's angling award goes to Al, great catch!
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singlespeedstu - Member
rOcKeTdOg - Member
If the UK gets a lot of snow this winter I think they'll really take off
**** me is that an Italian tank you're driving.
One forward gear and twelve reverse gears.
Alan.
I bow down to your AWSUMZ internetz powers. BTW you still single?

I was a bit worried this was getting away from fat bike loving but then y'all brought it back with w***king into socks.

[quote=rOcKeTdOg ]Today's angling award goes to Al, great catch!
Except that this bit is true

Oh and Stu my mum is on her last legs in a care home,

as it takes place today...
looking forward to some pics.. 🙂

and...any advice here how to register succesfully to the uk fatbikes forum?
tried it several times but no response...

Shame I cant make this one.. I'm already booked on national ride your 5 day!

Oh that's coz I don't have a fat bike!

my #gfbd lasted 8 miles dues to a mechanical, then "issues" with a replacement bike so ended up using a train and meeting the guys later, one made it through though
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Is that the German Market RD ??
🙂

Just the tool for ploughing through the crowds.

I can't afford a full fat bike, so Knarded up my Niner, but I did ride it today, to pop to the LBS to buy a spoke.

Yes, although we spent more time at the pop up street food winter market in Digbeth. Crowded but we took the paths less travelled. The fatty did draw a crowd of its own though

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East Lothian ride.

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I accidentally left my Camelbak at a viewpoint. Another rider helpfully returned it. I was so thankful I never questioned its weight when I received it.

Many miles later after lunch I unzipped it to find a helpful reminder not to litter.

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Excellent day today. Really enjoyable Merseyside ride out.
John can you pm me regarding access to the fat bike forum.... Crosby Paul 🙂
kateezdad(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk. Cheers man