On the train home last night, commuter boards with his Brompton all folded up...
Young lady, 10'ish, spends the first 5 minutes of the journey staring at the lump of origami bike, then the following exchange takes places.
"Mister, your bikes well wrecked innit!
'Er, no just folded up' (smiles...)
"folded up? - looks like it were 'it by a truck.....!
Still smiling 'No, it folds so i can carry it easily, like here on the train'
'Folded??' scrunches up face 'So, how do you ride it?
Smiling more 'Well, i unfold it of course..'
Even more perplexed look 'but, dunnit fold up again when you're riding it?'
Train approaches station, both are standing by the door now..
'No, because I bolt it together...!'
Girl - getting of train ' that's well weird that is..........'
😀
I well loves cheeky chav girls dun I...!
Tee Hee.