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[Closed] Could this be the largest living Stans monster?

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I have very little to add except to say; this is absurd!

Stans Monster

I weighed it in at 100g.

A HUNDRED GRAMS!


 
Posted : 26/04/2020 7:21 pm
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Maybe a meteorite hit your tyre but the stans sealed it.


 
Posted : 26/04/2020 7:24 pm
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(to the tune of Def Leppard)
STAAANIMAAAL!


 
Posted : 26/04/2020 8:23 pm
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Taste it! You know you want to feel it on your teeth.


 
Posted : 26/04/2020 8:59 pm
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Reminds me of the episode of the Yorkshire Vet they showed on gogglebox.


 
Posted : 26/04/2020 10:22 pm
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Well, it was living until you mercilessly removed it from it's home.

Stanimals only survive and flourish in the rare microclimate of the inside of a bicycle tyre, once they're exposed to the outside environment they die immediately.


 
Posted : 26/04/2020 11:43 pm
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Chapeau! Show it to folk who don't replace sealant.....


 
Posted : 27/04/2020 3:01 pm
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Habitat details? Is that 41degs ?


 
Posted : 27/04/2020 3:06 pm
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Put it inside your rear shock as a volume spacer with elastomer properties, then report back with results


 
Posted : 27/04/2020 3:42 pm
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For those craving the key to developing your own stans armies: I went away with work for six months; bikes were stored vertically on their back wheel. This was found at the base of the back wheel. Call me Frankenstein, this baby is actually a mixture of three different kinds of sealants (don't judge me) - Bontrager TLR, Mavic and Caffelatex.

On the upside I have now discovered that white spirit on a rag pretty rapidly dissolves dried caffelatex.

On the downside, I have realised that my Minion SS was probably only airtight because of the 4lbs of sealant glued to the sidewalls and I will take a pump with me more often.


 
Posted : 28/04/2020 10:44 am