I've put towels down and everything, but that will never erase the sight of my wife's brother relieving himself in the middle of my hall. Thank **** it's only floorboards.
What retribution does STW think suitable? Surely internet shaming is not enough. He's still asleep if photo's are needed.
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Nice idea, but I'd rather it be something worse than him [b]pissing on the floor of my house[/b].
Plus, the bit where I would spray him with white gunk? Not so much.
Let me be the first to suggest wee in his shoes?
Does he have his car with him? If so, 'skiff' everything that he touches with his hands in the car.
I saw someone drunkenly p1ss on someones bike leathers before, but the best one i've heard is of someone having a dump in their parents laundry basket.
Know someone who got home the worse for wear after a big night out and promptly pi$$ed on his old mans head while he was in bed asleep. Nice.
Tarred and feathered would seem appropriate I think.
fried breakfast would be a good start.. followed by hair of the dog at opening time.. followed by a day of getting royally drunk with the fella.. A good idea will occur to you at some point during the day and he'll be drunk and vulnerable leaving you with infinitely more opportunities for revenge...
just don't let him back to the house later!
I was sailing at Scottish series a few years back which is always a
Mega pissup, I woke to my mate standing over me pissing on my head. In mouth up nose the lot! He went on to be my best man.
😯 you liked it then 😯He went on to be my best man.
take a dump in his hallway after a good curry
Not really but I seen funny side once I was cleaned up and showered. I once done it down the stairs at my parent when I was younger and I hadn't even been drinking. Created a lovely waterfall and ruined the carpet.
😆
Sh!t happens.
Did same thing all over my clean towels when I was in ibiza 😉
My sisters bloke went for a pish I'm the middle of the night. Came back, got the wrong door and got in bed with my num and dad! :D. He. Was mortified
My sisters bloke went for a pish I'm the middle of the night. Came back, got the wrong door and got in bed with my num and dad! :D. He. Was mortified
How did your folks feel though?
A friend who shall remain nameless, got drunk at a family christmas, got a bit "confused" during the night as to where he was and apparently took the xmas tree to be outside and pissed all over the presents underneath including a very fine cashmere jumper!
shit in his car, lock it and leave it with windows closed for the whole day or weekend-with a bit of luck it'll be sunny. Not only will it be hideous smelling but a bugger to clean. HTH
We had a deaf friend at uni, whilst having the most epic house party ever (150ish people in a 2 up 2 down terrace and a 3kW PA system with 4 decks), anyway, at about 4 in the morning there was the noise of water running. we all walked into the hallway to see him pissing ontot he stairs, you never think that shouting at a deaf guy doesnt work!
To this day he deny's doing it or even being at the party (he walked himself home shortly afterwards)
Pour a pint of milk in his car. Should curdle quite nicely today.
I've got an idea, and as I think I know the mother b1tch, this might be good revenge (!). Steal his car key, put his registration number on the keyring and where it is parked and fling it somewhere. If he has a bike rack key or anything else attached to it, then all the better.
Can't think where I got that idea from.
You could just rip the piss from now until eternity instead of acting like a child.
I remember once waking up needing a piss & thinking "can't wake everyone up going to the bog - I'll just use this sock instead" 🙄
EYEBROW REMOVAL.IT'S THE LAW.
Several years back at T in the park I woke up to find a friend pissing [i]into[/i] my tent. He got a punch in the chest and fell back pissing all over himself. I still had to bail out my own tent. Arse!
NO revenge taken.
Turn the other cheek or Eye for an eye. Piss in his car or luggage bag.
Gaffer his hands to the side of his head. Or other comedy gaffer tape manoeuvre.
poo in his lounge
Obviously you don't want to piss your sister off too much (pardon the pun).
Just advertise his car (using his mobile number obviously) on autotrader or similar and give it a ridiculous price. His phone should keep him busy for a while and you can have a chuckle with no harm done.
I would have thought you telling everyone he knows and all of your family would do it.
Plus the good old line at EVERY family get together of "do you remember when you "pis$ed in our hallway" should do the trick.
Easy.
Pi5s on his toothbrush.
Don't you have any bombers?
If he's still passed out then mars bar down the back of the undies should do the trick. Then simply wait til he wakes up.