Rumours abound today that binners has secretly applied to join the Dirty Tickets.
Established back in the day the Dirty Tickets are a Liverpool based club that only have two criteria for joining.
Firstly you must love LFC and secondly you must share their love of mountain biking.
Our sources say that after a second interview binners has been accepted and will be enrolled in the club officially by attending the forthcoming Liverpool v Birmingham game at his beloved Anfield.
This staggering news comes after binners was recently spotted riding with a member of the Dirty Tickets in and around Darwen last weekend.
A spokesman for the South Manchester Massive declined to comment when shown the secret spy shots.
A sad day indeed for all concerned with the SMM but a real coup for the Dirty Tickets.
Its a well known-fact that Warrington-born binners has always wished to support European Giants Liverpool.
suppose it's all that success that's lured him in ??
The strain of having to hide his scouse accent was becoming too much for him and the shaving of his head to hide those black curly locks was becoming a daily chore he couldn't take anymore
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Pah!! Rumbled!!!! Revealed as the glory-hunter I am
Binners must be gutted after last nights draw 🙁