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This is my Drug, I love to Pedal
Are you sitting comfortably?
(seen / heard somewhere before, I think...)
Gear Prudence
Ride my ring.
If you can read this I've run you over. Sorry.
Gear prudence. Is a classic def on the shortlist.
I grew a beared to ride this singlespeed, fixie, riged cyclocross but i looked a right tit...
Singlespeeder, so don't step on my dick.
my contenders would be:
happy bum
if i look sad it's because i'm upside down
the monkey made me do it
cut'n'shut
you won't believe how much i paid for this
mummy wouldn't buy me a bmx
hello, is it me you're looking for
look no hands
get hammered like jesus
you should see the other guy
dolphins are whores
bike & beer - in that order
tell the missus i'm working late
i'm back in the community
rusty nuts
good lawd, use a mirror once in a while
Chad Valley.
That way no one will pinch your dandyhorse
I [b]don't[/b] stop to pee
"Singlespeeder Doublelover"
"Obviously I have a singlespeed"
"Forgot the car"
"OMG one-gear LOL"
Momentum whore
One ring to bind them all
if(singlespeed) then beard = true;
just because I have a beard doesn't mean I'll eat your baby
I live to fettle
Loving:
It's not niche, there's a recession
Is that a bike or a handbag?
(although i can't claim to have made it up - heard as heckle at Dalby NPS)
It's not niche, there's a recession
It's going on the short List.
Thursday we will have a fresh post with the shortlist. Bit of a vote. And Friday is the grand award ceremony.
"Not Nearly Niche Enough"
"Your sister's athletic"
"... and so is your Mum"
[i]"Send it, yaaaah"[/i]
[i]"property of .........."[/i]
[i]"if found broken I'm within 20ft & crying"[/i]
[i]"where's the race?"[/i]
[i]"why race?"[/i]
[i]"I [bike lane type pic of bike] my bike"[/i] as in I [heart] my bike.
[i]"I paid for England in 2010"[/i]
[i]"Rubber fetishist on board"[/i]
Cars are c*ck bins
Beware the cog
The Cogfather
I'm the Cogfather
Had more rides than Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka
Hows my riding? Call 0800 **** off
Who needs thumbs?
You don't need thumbs for this niche
Got to admit I've not read all the entries (6 pages and counting) so forgive if I'm duplicating but this has got me thinking as you can probably tell with the density of posting just now.
[i]"No Hills, No Thrills"
"Fatigue not included"
"My SShit"
"Ride me hard ride me fast"
"More Thrills, less pills"
"Does my tummy look big on/in this"
"skidz r 4 kidz"
"wheelies r 4 weenies"
"I blame the tyres"
[/i]
"clean me"
"Say no to Jetwash"
Compare my mere gear.
with a picture of a meerkat below it.
ffs.. now i am chanting "comparee my meree gearrr.commm" in my head.
Wheelie Envy
An old one but i like
'Ride it like you stole it!' 🙂
Ride it Rigid
Fork The Rent
Forkin good ride
I'll shut up now, I've got to work and the Forum told me I was moving too fast.
“Never miss an opportunity for a milkshake”
You said that on the phone to me the other week Charlie. Whilst I was ordering bits and you broke off to shout in a drinks order.
Clipless is for the clueless
will pedal faster for attention
i only pedal this hard when i know someones watching
i ride a singlespeed, whats your excuse
I have a beard. Your argument is invalid.
should be working .. but the milkshake one got me thinking, tho maybe a bit long for a sticker
[i]My Dandyhorse brings all the boyz to the yard and I'm like, it's better than yours[/i]
touched by the hand of [s]God[/s] Sheldon
my Dandyhorse has no dangly bits
Don't Gear the Reaper
Singles Club: WLTM ride, GSOH, 32:16
"Juan is plenty"
"All the gears = No ideas"
"Chicks dig this"
"Yes, I'm high.. But I rode up"
"Always in the right gear"
"Get out of my ****in' way!"
The Ring of Tire
(humming along to Johnny Cash)
59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W
(google it)
I ride tubeless
59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W
😆 Very good
Grass needs cut.
[i]said with a German accent[/i]
Singlespeeders - the friendly SS organisation
My knees are evil and must be destroyed.