Forum menu
Bikemonger's F...
 

[Closed] Bikemonger's Fancy Eurovision Sticker Contest Deluxe 2010

Posts: 0
Full Member
 

'Well riden? If so I'm stolen, call 999'.


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 7:28 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

yes you can ride my bike, if I can ride your wife.


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 7:32 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

SS: Definition- alternative spelling of masochism

Singlespeed: Putting the 'S' in S&M


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 10:47 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Not sure why they call it single speed, I go lots of different speeds on my single geared bike.


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 4:59 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

How's my riding? Call (bikemongers phone number)!

I brake for kittens!

SRAEGGNIKCUFON

Does my bum look big on this? (for the ladies)

Get off my line fatty!

Chainstay


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 5:07 pm
Posts: 76
Free Member
 

Say... get offa ma face....... you silly lesbians

Cliche Niche Quote

Welcome to the gunshow

My drinking club has a riding problem


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 5:16 pm
Posts: 2448
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Ok... too effin busy to do the awards tonight. Still unloading a pallet of fixies and new el mariachis.... Mmmm

So we will have a short list tomorrow morning, and the award ceremony on Sunday... no need to stay in tonight, you can now go and have adance n stuff.

All the best
Charlie


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 6:43 pm
Posts: 2448
Full Member
Topic starter
 

cliche niche quiche


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 6:53 pm
Posts: 76
Free Member
 

white knuckle ride


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 6:56 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Niche is a Cliche?
Touche

Obviously with the funny foreign accents and lines above letters because niche doesn't rhyme with cliche but cliche and touche have the say terminal accent


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 6:59 pm
Posts: 76
Free Member
 

stop rewording my quote! bastards 😀


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 7:00 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W?

I get 'Solar Eclipse' or 'Hob Nob anyone'. I guess I must broiwse for different stuff to you guys


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 7:02 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

'stinks of effort'


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 7:28 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Five knuckle buckle
bomb hole bandit
uphill planter
I ride the yeast extract motorway
Turf burglar
Steel jockey
Dialed Out
Heed my Steed

Jumpin' joe-he's-phat


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 7:31 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

One gear, still no idea.

Bike-slut


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 8:17 pm
 beej
Posts: 4213
Full Member
 

BBB - put it into google earth.


 
Posted : 06/08/2010 9:04 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I believe in singlespeed - The one true cog


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 12:08 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

MTB - the many faces of cog

in cog we trust


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 12:09 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

There but for the grace of cog go 1

Singlespeed: it's an act of Cog


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 1:47 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Singlespeed: it's sprocket science


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 1:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

unus apparatus est totus vos postulo

Charley the bikemonger is my spRocket man, burning out his gears up here alone...


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 2:07 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

For the gay or Lady MTBers - "may contain traces of nuts"


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 2:09 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Join the SS & get a Sheldon Brown shirt


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 2:12 pm
Posts: 4
Free Member
 

if in doubt flat out


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 3:43 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

you gotta spin to win


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 4:24 pm
Posts: 2448
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Ok... the shortlist will in a new thread in one moment...


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 4:24 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

mountain bikers like it dirty


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 4:26 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

But, I'm just getting into my stride!


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 4:27 pm
Posts: 2448
Full Member
Topic starter
 

too late old chap. Come back next year


 
Posted : 07/08/2010 4:30 pm
Page 6 / 6