Hey hey st-worlders.
Its that time again, the time of year when we knock back a beer and have a good ponder. Yes its the world famous Charlie The Bikemonger's Eurovision Sticker Contest. Taaadah!
The stickers we are currently giving out include:
• This machine Kills fascists
• One less car
• My Bike wants to kill your mama
• I brake for cake
• More beers than gears
• No Britneys
• Fun between my legs
Thanks guys for those ideas.
It’s Monday now, so you have a few days to post your suggestions for the next batch of stickers. We will get all dressed up in top hats and frocks... and come back on Friday evening whilst Eastenders is on for the award ceremony.
The winner gets an offensive t-shirt, and we all get free stickers.
So have a drink and/or a smoke... have a brain storm or maybe a light mind drizzle... and spew your ideas on to STW.
Best of luck... C
Stamp, Stamp, Stamp, Repeat to fade.
Under a picture of a single speed cog - Less On
Under a picture of a 9 or 10 speed cassette - More On
My other bike is my wife 😳
"Do I look like a motherf***** to you?"
resistance is fertile
All Cops Are Bast@rds
If we have to use force, it is because we are America
Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them so what good are they?
Like your Mum my wheels go round!
"Does the middle age, middle class, toy make my penis look small?"
My other bike is my wife
my other bike is YOUR wife too........... 😉
LOL @ Ton 🙂
I am Fred...
or
I am Rudeboy...
My bike has one gear therefore I think I'm better than you
🙄
Get off ya bike and drink ya recovery drink with added guanine
If you can read this your too close
If you can't read this then you need to go to Specsavers 😉
Bikes have given more freedom to more people than guns ever will
"Does this sticker make my gear look big?"
"PTO" (To be place udner the downtube)
"This side towards enemy" (to be stuck on the rear of the seatstays)
"They're not my sisters jeans, they're YOUR sisters jeans"
I wish my wife was this dirty 🙄
I credit my mate's daughter Emily with this one, but she always asks when he says he's going out on his bike whether he'll be taking his 'spingleseed'
So, please can we have - even if it's in a Ltd Ed. run of one for my mate Ade - "Daddy's spingleseed"
Wan phookin cheeeeeese
I lyke my byke
Me other bikes ya mama
??u?d ?,uop
or more snappy,
SS
HC
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Do NOT google DC/NY/LA hardcore if you're at work...
gears=c**k
29er....it's a man's world
only the best can grow a beard
Houns is considering a man bag
It's not niche, there's a recession.
What Chris Hoy would ride, if he had a proper bike.
Not another ****ing fixie
Riding SS until the next niche comes along
Who said SS were fascists?
Single Speed -it's a one trick pony.
MTB - Multi Tasking for Beginners
Panurus biarmicus
it's the scientific name for a bird..
....THE BEARDED T1T
Perfect for all Singlespeeders 😀
I am Ned Ludd
Caution - child onboard
Quit your jibbajabba
'Mine's 3" Bigger'
'A Wonder of the Monger'
'Beercycle'
'Yes, it did cost more than my car......'
'One careful owner..'
'Second class riding - better than first class walking!'
or
'Singlespeed riding - better than first class walking'
"**** ya granny"
"when it gets hard I stand up"
'This machine pwns n00bs'
Big wheels keep on turning
I know I shouldn't be voting, but ...
"It's not niche, there's a recession" is good!!
Get your stupid ****ing car out of my way
Loving beercycle though...
the first rule of bikeclub is....
get off yer dandyhorse and drink yer milk
SCREECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG KIDS = BIGGER SKIDS
'Washing machines last longer with Calgon'
Beard. Does exactly what it says on the chin.
Singlespeed. Refreshes the parts other gears can't reach.
Please could I have
"Steal me big boy . . .
. . . and I'll dump you on your ar$e
for my new bike's seatstays 😉
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or maybe just 'crack whore' 🙂
'Because I'm not worth it'
I'm not a cyclist but...
More gears than sense.
Stickers are for kids.
Cut me up again and I WILL kill you.
I need this much travel for the moral high ground I inhabit.
I need this much travel for the moral high ground I inhabit.
I'm liking that one 🙂
You may be fixie but I am fully rigid
Singlespeed. All because the lady loves bad breath.
bike.
just ride it.
(bit like nike. just do it)
Vorspring Durch Sprocket
Singlespeed. Probably the best gear in the world.
I am TandemJeremy
'Get pedalin ya stinkin f@ckwipe'
Eurovision you say?
Nil [s]points[/s] gears
Rad to the power of sick
Lick my Gusset
(one for the ladies)
I girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx
Singlespeed. Probably the best gear in the world.
A t shirt in the making. BB - do you want a job?
I'd go for the 'Chuck Norris rides a singlespeed'
and yes, a t shirt will follow.
CBM - dirty t shirt? What would that be......?
Best said with a northern accent...
Singlespeed? Knee bother!
whilst you're reading this sticker I'm staring at your girl friends t*t*
so much beer to taste, so little time to ride
gnnarrcore rad dude!
do you wear a full face helmet because you are ugly?
1st law of mtb: penis size is inversely proportional to suspension travel
is it becuase I is a singlespeeder?
singlespeed, a great excuse to buy another bike!
I ? jeycore
I ? jeycore on my dandyhorse
"Does my ring look big in this?"
or simplified, I ? my DandyHorse.
I know sheldon.
Sheldon is my friend.
Sheldon has ridden this bike.
Bikes. Better than Prozac.
Bikes. Nearly as good as beer.
Whisky chaser.
Racing is for losers.
Gears don't kill people, fixies do!!!
"Little Princess On Board"
'who knows God? God knows who'
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real is real
You never see a bike outside a psychiatrist’s office
I’m not a target for your car
Mincer on board
Singlespeed – because I’m to lazy to pick a gear
Singlespeed – because your worth it
Ride - Drink - Sleep – Repeat
Because you need 10 inches of trqel to ride spooky wood
Brake bumps – because I cant ride for S%^t
The Swede = The Stig
Nothing but a childish play-thing
If you cant see my eyes then I cant see you
actually I do own the road
Nice paint, would it like to meet my endcaps?
Above us only sky, below us only trail
This is my religion
"[Closed] Are SS riders gay?"
this is a sticker
Fear my gear!
Tears for gears
Flat out, cock out!
I'm doing it wrong.
"..your wheels are going round mate..."
Or a play on that old saying!
DrP
Single minded
Slutty ride
Look mum no gears
Singl_Sp__d = Cycling Without The Ease
'The wheels on my bike go round and round, round and round...'
'Mountainbiking - Curse of the Walking Classes'
'Sunday, Muddy Sunday...'
'Well Ridden? Call 0845 26-29-69'
'If in doubt, push..'
'I love the smell of sheep sh*t in the morning'