Just adding up the scores right now.... Is everyone deressed up?
Drum roll !
This is worse than x factor (not that I watch x factor of course, it's the wife you see)
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😉 😀
Fix (ed)-see what I did there!
on edge of seat here
Are you ready... drum roll etc etc. pointless banter between overpaid celebrities (you know now that TV folk dont actually possess a personality the old established term "tv personality" has been replaced with "celebrity"... mmm?
and our first runner up is....
all the way from a tiny institution in Yorkshire... our small town cyclist has hit the sticker big time with.
scoring 40 points... is...
C'mon, don't milk it!
36. if in doubt flat out
also with 40 points. Used to work in the bakers in Petersfield to pay for his spastic poodles medical bills... aaagggh! But will now have his own exclusive sticker collection.... is
34. My drinking club has a riding problem
So why is the 34 second not third?
our final runner up also with 40 points. The last words he ever said to his Zaskar as it was on its death bed (ditch)... he promised that one day he will do his zaskar proud and do at least one thing to make the world a better place...
again with forty point... we have.... da da daaaaa
Very good. I like the first one. What size are they going to be. I quite would enjoy one at the back of angela 😈
31. My Dandyhorse brings all the boyz to the yard and I'm like, it's better than yours
and the winner, and this is not rigged, really, it is not rigged, got a spreadsheet and everything going on here... the winner is ME, its bloody me. FFS.
He used to eat nettles for beer, but now mongers stuff... its ME with.
33. Every time you change gear – God kills a kitten[b]
I just threw that one in when we were compiling the shortlist. its the shonky shonkyness that makes the whole thing so shonky shonky.
Every time you change gear – God kills a kitten
PMSL pure Genius.
Prizes... I will get some shirts out to the 3 runners up. Can you three guys email me on bikemonger at yahoo dot co dot uk with your delivery details, and shirt size.
FREE STICKERS... Once Gil has printed the stickers I will send some out. If you want some its the same email address, be patient, and dont be fussy.
See you guys on the weekend at ssuk.
I am now off backstage to fettle my glamorous assistant.
Like I said- fix!
Put me down for one!
its only as fixed as any regular american election.... I was sure to ignore the votes of poor people, people with black bikes, and bloody estate agents.
As I have two black bikes and thus lost my constitutional rights in a Michael Moore esque manner can I have some stickers please?
I'm crushed.
Suicide is the only solution. Goodbye cruel forum!
I'm off on holiday - back in 2 weeks 😉
free stickers you say?
yes please!
Hi Bikemonger
I've been 'away' all weekend but now YGM
my initials are below so's you know it's really me.
ta muchly
CG
thanks to the 4 votes I got for no24, cheers MrGreedy, Hip, Borwens, Peterpoddy!!!
Cove123
I won something 😀 no way
Does that mean I won something for "if in doubt, flat out"? Gil actually printed this for me a few months back (as well as "My other bike is your mam").
Any spare stickers going? I'd Lov some!! 😉
Oh yeah.
better follow form and thanks every one for the votes.