[Closed] Bike p0rn - what's the sexiest damn bike you've ever seen on the interweb?

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Ohhhh... that's nice baby, yeah 🙂

EDIT: aaargh... too slow! my eyes, my eyes!

Bikes are not sexy.....

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Jamie - Member

Bikes are not sexy.....

correction, they can be for some 😉

[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm ]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm[/url]

Don't care if it's a fixie but

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Not those wheels, shallow section look better IMO.

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ski:

correction, they can be for some

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

I remember [s]getting caught for[/s] reading that at the time.....and i still cannot work out exactly how he went about it.

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What's that then Houns, is it an Indy Fab fixie?

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more [url= http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=610665 ]here..[/url]

Yeah, Ti and Carbon Mmmm

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although I'm slightly biased on that one...
It's quite rare to see a "sexy" looking MTB. Road bikes can look very nice if they have clean simplistic lines, one or two colours and no garish logos. That Pinarello ^^ looks horrible as do all Colnagos (which look like they've been attacked by a nursery class wielding paint pots).

Pic won't copy over but the Moots Ti road bike [url= http://www.moots.com/?#/product/bicycles/road_+_speciality/vamoots_cr/ ]HERE[/url] is very nice.

That Jones is truly disgusting, I don't care if it's uber niche...it's shite

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I just had a lovely dinner, and that jones has made me barf it all up again. Such waste.

Apart from looking truly gash, surely that monstrosity rides horribly as well? Your weight must be almost behind the rear axle.

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Don't like bendy road bikes

my god the hope empire is sex.

Anything but roadbikes!

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The Wilier Cento wins hands down, stunning.

You've got to be some weird kind of **** to want a Jones.

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Old and outdated but that is a good looking bike.

No I'm not going to post a picture of a Kinesis - No No NO 😉

are you all blind?

Mulletus Maximus, rode one of those the other day. Wasn't bad. Wasn't great, though.

This works for me;
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as does this;
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as does a Pashley Sovereign. 😉

MM - 2 Wilier dealers here, so bring your credit card next time you visit 😛

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Failing that, I'll make do with this......

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(crap pic)

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People keep inexplicably posting pictures of full sussers?

Someone on here has a really nice looking bike, can't seem to find it now but it's a really clean looking singlespeed with fox forks and it just looks so good. Any ideas?

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Realman, oh yes, very nice.

Omar Little - that is fabulous!

Omar Little, lack of mudguards FAIL! 😉

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Anything made by Richard Sachs.

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No one else worried that the linkage plates on that thing form a mechanical ball guillotine?

[i]People keep inexplicably posting pictures of full sussers?[/i]

People keep inexplicably posting pictures of road bikes?

To me, bike porn is something I'd want to ride (a bit like lady porn I suppose). Nuff said.

rickon please tell me you're joking...!

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Ti bmx. Drool.

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If I won the lottery I think those would be the first two I'd go for.

If I thought for a second that I could do one justice;
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UK DH bike perhaps?

GW - Member

No one else worried that the linkage plates on that thing form a mechanical ball guillotine?

I'm more concerned with how gopping the whole bike is.....

[b]Backhander - Why? just coz most brits are ugly we shouldn't be forced to ride ugly bikes

Realman... I have a thing for Whytes. I also like fat birds.

Well, actually... No. I don't like fat birds. But I like Whytes.

Dezb you have very good taste.

That particular paintjob Bottlerocket and the carbon Zesty are probably my favourite-looking bikes around at the moment.

I don't particularly want a new bike, but part of me still wishes I'd ponied up and bought a carbon instead of alu zesty.

The Klein, the Empire and the Sovereign. In that order.

What a great thread. It's so hard for me this one but I'm sorry, this is one of the best looking bikes I've ever seen.

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Beauty truely is in the eye of the beholder Samuri.

vintage full sus porn

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ps - i vety much like the intense 951 pedalhead posted

I have a whyte, It's fugly. This is truly a fugly bike thread! though the Klein is the best of a bad bunch.

Always liked these:
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And these:
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And this:
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[url= http://www.cycles-for-heroes.com/bikes/singlespeed-fixed-gear/peacemaker ]Here[/url]

I don't think any bike can be sexy.

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can't seem to find the built up picture, but this with campag record track, simple and clean.

Most MTBs are far to fussy, like some chav with big earrings, fake d&g bag, etc, trying too hard. They may be functional but they aren't pretty.

Samuri and expat are winning so far, most of the others have been fugly fugly fugly.

I don't particuarly want an SS bike, but this looks great:

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got one of those mrmo, but with widgets, it's pretty, but not as nice as my old cinelli superlight that it replaced.

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Not really a sexy bike like my cervelo r3sl i reckon, but it's it pretty. Distinct difference i'd say.

I don't think any bike can be sexy.

I guess 'sexy' in this context is a bike that you would love to ride all day and night, but not necessarily own permanently due to it's high cost/maintenance/risk of breakdown etc 😉

Now, if you actually want to mount said bike and get your end off... [url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm ]May I remind you that that is illegal![/url]

vinyeh.

That is not a good example of a Jones.
Everything about it looks wrong.

FFS he's even got the h bar pointing upwards. 🙄

singlespeedstu - Member
vinyeh.

That is not a good example of a Jones.
Everything about it looks wrong.

FFS he's even got the h bar pointing upwards

I can appreciate the engineering knowledge and manufacturing skill that has gone into making a Jones but they are truly fugly bikes

Anything out of the Brooklyn or Superco 'factory'.

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GW - Member
[b]Backhander - Why? just coz most brits are ugly we shouldn't be forced to ride ugly bikes

After posting that horrible eurothing?
"Hello pot, this is kettle; you are black, over"

Gios Torino Super Record
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[url= http://www.raydobbins.com/ebay/bike-gios/bike-gios_for_sale.htm ]More pics here[/url]

That is not a good example of a Jones.
Everything about it looks wrong.

I'm not ashamed of my warped desires.. I've got a Maverick in the shed.

Some mingers on here, OP's looks AWFUL - could they have created a more rising rate?

Some nice steel stuff though.

that Gios is stunning

anything by zullo, pegoretti, vanilla, richard sachs, baum, parlee.

I really really really want a Superco Silencer!

Still love my custom cliff shrubb trackbike...
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there are some minging bikes on this thread 😕

oops

[i]Gios Torino Super Record[/i]

Now *that* is beautiful.

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Lotus goodness.

that's very curvaceous 🙂 what forks are they?

Pace forks innit