[Closed] Bike p0rn - what's the sexiest damn bike you've ever seen on the interweb?

If I thought for a second that I could do one justice;
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UK DH bike perhaps?

GW - Member

No one else worried that the linkage plates on that thing form a mechanical ball guillotine?

I'm more concerned with how gopping the whole bike is.....

[b]Backhander - Why? just coz most brits are ugly we shouldn't be forced to ride ugly bikes

Realman... I have a thing for Whytes. I also like fat birds.

Well, actually... No. I don't like fat birds. But I like Whytes.

Dezb you have very good taste.

That particular paintjob Bottlerocket and the carbon Zesty are probably my favourite-looking bikes around at the moment.

I don't particularly want a new bike, but part of me still wishes I'd ponied up and bought a carbon instead of alu zesty.

The Klein, the Empire and the Sovereign. In that order.

What a great thread. It's so hard for me this one but I'm sorry, this is one of the best looking bikes I've ever seen.

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Beauty truely is in the eye of the beholder Samuri.

vintage full sus porn

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ps - i vety much like the intense 951 pedalhead posted

I have a whyte, It's fugly. This is truly a fugly bike thread! though the Klein is the best of a bad bunch.

Always liked these:
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And these:
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And this:
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[url= http://www.cycles-for-heroes.com/bikes/singlespeed-fixed-gear/peacemaker ]Here[/url]

I don't think any bike can be sexy.

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can't seem to find the built up picture, but this with campag record track, simple and clean.

Most MTBs are far to fussy, like some chav with big earrings, fake d&g bag, etc, trying too hard. They may be functional but they aren't pretty.

Samuri and expat are winning so far, most of the others have been fugly fugly fugly.

I don't particuarly want an SS bike, but this looks great:

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got one of those mrmo, but with widgets, it's pretty, but not as nice as my old cinelli superlight that it replaced.

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Not really a sexy bike like my cervelo r3sl i reckon, but it's it pretty. Distinct difference i'd say.

I don't think any bike can be sexy.

I guess 'sexy' in this context is a bike that you would love to ride all day and night, but not necessarily own permanently due to it's high cost/maintenance/risk of breakdown etc 😉

Now, if you actually want to mount said bike and get your end off... [url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm ]May I remind you that that is illegal![/url]

vinyeh.

That is not a good example of a Jones.
Everything about it looks wrong.

FFS he's even got the h bar pointing upwards. 🙄

singlespeedstu - Member
vinyeh.

That is not a good example of a Jones.
Everything about it looks wrong.

FFS he's even got the h bar pointing upwards

I can appreciate the engineering knowledge and manufacturing skill that has gone into making a Jones but they are truly fugly bikes

Anything out of the Brooklyn or Superco 'factory'.

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GW - Member
[b]Backhander - Why? just coz most brits are ugly we shouldn't be forced to ride ugly bikes

After posting that horrible eurothing?
"Hello pot, this is kettle; you are black, over"

Gios Torino Super Record
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[url= http://www.raydobbins.com/ebay/bike-gios/bike-gios_for_sale.htm ]More pics here[/url]

That is not a good example of a Jones.
Everything about it looks wrong.

I'm not ashamed of my warped desires.. I've got a Maverick in the shed.

Some mingers on here, OP's looks AWFUL - could they have created a more rising rate?

Some nice steel stuff though.

that Gios is stunning

anything by zullo, pegoretti, vanilla, richard sachs, baum, parlee.

I really really really want a Superco Silencer!

Still love my custom cliff shrubb trackbike...
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there are some minging bikes on this thread 😕

oops

[i]Gios Torino Super Record[/i]

Now *that* is beautiful.

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Lotus goodness.

that's very curvaceous 🙂 what forks are they?

Pace forks innit

This thread almost could have been called "Bike Perversions. What's the ugliest damn bike you've ever seen on the interweb?"

With a couple of notable exceptions.

Yeti RDH in black (sorry no linky).

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Yeah, thats an expensive frame, obviously. But sexy? Vaguely good looking?
Nope. A hideous hotch potch and my rebuilt Principia looks better!

Obviously IMO.

Found the one I was on about.. I think it looks awesome!

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Some Gorgeous bikes on the thread!

My Fave commuter I saw online ages ago:

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And Old Git Surry posted this one ages ago:

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pics dont quite do it justice but this was pron in the flesh

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Maybe some distinction needs to be made:

Readers wives = on-one

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Just for vinnyeh.

My Jones hanging around after a good thrashing. 😉

They look so much betterer without one of those gear danglers hanging off the back. 😆

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Waits for a good flaming. 8)