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[Closed] ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I knew I shouldn't have (warning cove content)

 juan
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Browse the cove website.
Now I WANT actually no need a handjob in red what would be the most acceptable option to get one;
Sell my mum
Sell my sister
Sell the SO kids
Sell the goldfish
Rob a bank
Blackmail a rich man.

arggggg

(I do point that I am in no way incline to do any of the previous it is just some mere humour to justify how much I love the new handjob)


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:45 am
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pics of your sister please


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:46 am
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pics of your mum please


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:47 am
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Both may be a bit hairy and need some colgate.. 😉


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:48 am
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money's a bit tight at the moment.

pics of goldfish please.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:48 am
 juan
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ROFLMAO at wwaswas


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:50 am
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pics of goldfish please.

You've missed the point entirely: With mum/sister/kids/blackmailed rich man there are handjobs, Cove or otherwise, all round. Goldfish don't even HAVE hands!


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:51 am
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?? finjob........


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:52 am
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they do like a bit nice though don't they..........


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 10:56 am
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Looks like any other hardtail to me? 😕 two triangles in a conventional pattern, Can anyone tell me what I'm missing?


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:00 am
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[img] http://www.aqua-fish.net/imgs/articles/goldfish3.jp g" target="_blank">http://www.aqua-fish.net/imgs/articles/goldfish3.jp g"/> [/img]
Aren't they.
Ian


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:02 am
 juan
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Grimy that is what's you're missing
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Posted : 11/12/2009 11:05 am
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not convinced.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:06 am
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Thats it I hate big writting on rims!


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:07 am
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Woohoo...can't wait to get mine.

Not a knew one though, an orange 2008 frame built up with mostly Hope and Race Face bits. Barely used as my mate lives in central London and only rode it in Epping forest a few times.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:11 am
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Well I already have one, a 2005 one, but the 2010 one is so so lush. I jsut can't get my eyes out of it.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:13 am
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Are they really that different?


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:16 am
 juan
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Yes, the geometry has changed, the tubbing has changed, the graphic has changed.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:20 am
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My mates selling a red stiffee, what size you after?


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:20 am
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Hmm, the new one has reduced the goppy downtube *a bit* but it's still not doing it for me.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:21 am
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it must have negative weight too - the tyres aren't touching the ground.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:22 am
 Kit
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the geometry has changed

How?

Looks better in the flesh:
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Posted : 11/12/2009 12:35 pm
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Juan

rather than selling your mum and sister why not sell hand jobs off them so you can get your handjob 😯


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 12:52 pm
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Pics of the Juan hand job pls.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 12:55 pm
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"Juan hand job"

is it extra for a 'two hand job'

igmc.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 12:56 pm
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I'll have your mum and sister again please.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 1:00 pm
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Juan,
You punk!!!

You've made me "need" one too now. Flippin gorgeous.

SB 🙂


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 1:17 pm
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So is the Merlin HJ I pictured above not the current model .....

http://www.merlincycles.co.uk/mountain-bike-frames/cove-frames/cove-handjob-xc.html


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 1:20 pm
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nice bike en all... but

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so nice...


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 1:33 pm
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Hmm, 2010 model uses Tange Prestige tubing, instead of 2009 Colombus.

I'd go for a 2009 me!


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 1:37 pm
 juan
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dezb pic on its way 😉
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Posted : 11/12/2009 2:55 pm
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I take it you don't value customer service or post sales warranty when you look to buy a bike 😉


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 3:01 pm
 juan
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What do you mean bigsi?
Here you go dez
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Posted : 11/12/2009 3:30 pm
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' bigsi - Member

I take it you don't value customer service or post sales warranty when you look to buy a bike'

'juan - Member

What do you mean bigsi?'

I think he is talking about silverfish.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 3:35 pm
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[i]Here you go dez[/i]

I ain't paying for that.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 4:18 pm
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nail on head neilforrow 😉


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 5:19 pm
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Nah you want one of these - '09 model, looks nicer IMHO

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Posted : 11/12/2009 7:15 pm
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hmmm, just another hardtail for me, would a 456 not do the job for much cheaper? (If only you could get one without those graphics..)


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 7:26 pm
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£500, that is a bit of a rip off.. no?


 
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Hmm, 2010 model uses Tange Prestige tubing, instead of 2009 Colombus.

Had a 29er frame in Tange Prestige couldn't believe the difference when I swapped all the bits on to an 853 frame, 853 on a hardtail for me!


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 7:37 pm
 juan
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steve not to my eyes, no they dont. Jo said the o word... If you think the on-crap can be to any level comparable to the hj my dear you need to spend more time riding your bike. Or posting on here.
Pink was the other bike a 29ers too? was the geometry the same? If not very hard to compare. I already have a HJ, and I have tried several on-one. The std inbred and the 456. And they are cheap for some reasons. One being they are in no way comparable to the quality of the handjob.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 8:54 pm
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Come on. We all love our bikes whatever we ride. Lets not get elitist. Cove are beautiful bikes, as are On-One, as are all the others. As long as we feed off the buzz of mountain biking, with our friends, whatever discipline, whatever price, then thats all that really matters.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 9:11 pm
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Yea, but its just another hardtail frame. Well built maybe, but nothing perticually different or special about it. Cant see what all the fuss is about.


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 9:39 pm
 juan
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grimy ride one you'll understand, plus the geometry amazing


 
Posted : 11/12/2009 11:46 pm