[Closed] Are you the storm trooper on teh diamondback DH bike - top of the beast today?

was it a 'pride comes before a fall' situation..?

not saying anything BUT he was less than graceful 😉

It's great taking the piss out of other people, isn't it?

this thread has a hero.

urrrrr yes!!

It also has a dick by the look of things.

I'm not tryong to be a smartarse...but what is your point? Someone rode down a hill?

edit - they weren't very good?

*confused*

Wow, did you give him a "dusting" CH ??
🙄

no just lolled as we had come up and he spent an age posturing at the top telling another group how he could piss it on any bike, then went down less than gracefully on a DH bike in full armour, whilst the lad in his group on a hardtail loked very smooth and was quiet.

Anyhow stop being such a sanctimoneous bunch of [s]middle aged it men[/s] cocks

Seriously? You started a thread about this? And accuse others of being IT geeks?
Get a ****ing grip of your life.

Bet he was having fun though

wrecker take a look at ya self, best thing on tv is back to the future, am knackered. What is wrong with taking the piss light heartedly?

Anyhow stop being such a sanctimoneous bunch of [s]middle aged it men[/s] cocks

Ch I'm quite comfortable with myself. So much so that I don't feel the need to ridicule other people.
Light heart piss taking is cool, but the bloke was probably having a great time so why try to belittle him? There is plenty to take the piss out of without ruining your karma.

I love these threads. 😀

ooOOhhh!

2 guesses what the OP teaches and whether they live in a middle class area.......

My karma got ruined in the wash.....therefore I can lampoon whoever I like with total impunity.....you bunch of total arsehats.

i'm not getting involved, it's too easy

Someone page Al for god's sake.

My karma got ruined in the wash

i dont get it either? not the hardest trail in the world is it, yet you need a heckler to ride it.. rofl

is this beast of the east in thetford?

i snapped my kona munimula on through the top tube on one of the jumps there, also had a mate break his collarbone so mayeb armour and dh bike not so bad after all

the irony is that cruzheckler goes 'mountainbiking' in norfolk

beanieripper - where did i say that??

The irony is that kimbers is wrong i am talking about Dark Peak not inbred norfolk

im only joking mate... just continuing the thread in the manner it deserves...

Taking the pee out of a rider wearing armour then taking umbridge because someone thinks you live in Norfolk, you don't live in a glass house do you CH?

Taken umbridge where

The armour wearing is the minor part of the piss take, joiner will hopefully be along to put this in to its place/context

Give it up lad, if you need someone else to help explain it, it's not working...

I wasnt aware that you were the riding police. Suddenly everything becomes clear.

Am I ok to go and ride my Bianchi road bike wearing sidi mtb shoes, baggy non-cycling shorts, helmet without a visor and a t-shirt with TJ?

Where did you get the TJ shirt and will he be signing them?

crikey - lol x2 🙂

So in summary he can dish it out but can't take it, but i kinda knew that from his other threads

*awaits the inevitable "you're all ganging up on me" posts

He made me one as a special favour for services rendered.

So did you take the mick to his face? Or wait until you got home...

Cruzheckler, if you fancy a go down the Beast tomo or tues give me a shout, need to christen my Butcher properly!!

i've ridden the beast on my cove stiffee, and sooner or later will no doubt ride it on my 6" travel norco bouncy bike too. and i'll have just as much fun doing so. i've got mates who ride it on DH bikes sometimes, and they have a laugh doing so.
tbh mate, why would you care? if someone's out riding THEIR bike, having fun doing so, then that's all that really matters here.
so many people on here treat life like a bloody competition; just live yours the way you want to and leave others to do the same.

sbrock - tuesday night as long as the weather is not shite, Hope at half sevenish?

some people are missing the piss take point, its the fact he had full body armour, a DH bike, spent 10 minutes telling all and sundry how good he was and that he could ride down on anything and anyones bike at speed, and then when it came to his turn (1st there and 10th down) he was slower than 90% of the 12 riders - most of whom were on 100mm hardtails

fair enough, but does it REALLY matter? no. of course it doesn't.

Who is the thread aimed at - the lad in question, are you him, no, then stfu 8)

Is there a willy waving smiley?

I'm not missing the point... I get it... if they have a camera to film there awesomeness then all the better... but surely you should have said something to his face?

At the very least you should have openly rolled around on the floor laughing in front of him.

Now, I have a question...

Are those that are really concerned with telling everyone else on the trails how awesome they are, really having that much fun? Do they believe their hype or fully away that they're talking s h one t?

can i just ask, what is 90% of 12 riders? i make it 10.8 but you didnt mention there being an amputee in the group?

TSY - we did right royally take the piss openly but he was basking in his own awesomness to realise

TSY- you do have a point. i suppose it's all a little bit elbry (ha!), but yeah. personally, i know i'm not the fastest down (or especially up) trails but even if i was i'd never dream of mouthing off about it.
then again, if i witnessed someone else doing so, i'd probably just have a little smile about it, then forget it and go about my business...

TSY - we did right royally take the piss openly but he was basking in his own awesomness to realise

He could ride down there at speed but decided not to as he had a long way to go and had chosen the wrong bike for the trip so didnt want to knacker himself out.

Or maybe he recognised you and thought "ah, that the prat off the forum, lets see if i can wind him up"

Plus, i'm often the last up the his and the first to set off down. does that make me super rad if the opposite makes him mock worthy?

Don - It was probably me, but I'm actually way too awesome to realise so I'm just going to take the piss too.

Plus someone has said I made a valid point... and it's not even my birthday.

nice try podge, everyone knows there is absolutely nothing that could make you any kind of rad

thepodge - he had the correct bike as he was staying on tehre to play. NIce try though

What was his reaction when you took the piss out of him then?

never even realised as he was very busy talking himself up at volume

bh mate, why would you care? if someone's out riding THEIR bike, having fun doing so, then that's all that really matters here.
so many people on here treat life like a bloody competition; just live yours the way you want to and leave others to do the same.

i suppose it's all a little bit elbry (ha!)

...and the internet explodes.

slowrider - nice try podge, everyone knows there is absolutely nothing that could make you any kind of rad

says the man who looks like he wears a horse riding helmet.

he talked the talked.....but couldnt walk the walk.......

lol - that is an understatement mate!!

730am i was thinking, evening ride? no can do baby duty!

i am on baby duty also - 730pm is when shift ends 🙁

Are you free next week? same place at 730am?

btw - lovely heckler

whilst I dislike finding nobs on the trails, if you constantly go to trail centres, they will be there. I think you were pissed off at the cars (or pickups) people turned up to canock in last time weren't you?
What does it matter? You ride a heckler on groomed trails that a single speed fully rigid could cope with. It doesn't matter, it's your CHOICE to do so. Other people have made theirs as well. Live and let Live?

please, oh wise one, explain wherethe trail centre near hope in the peak district is?

*somebody has made a nob of himself eh!!

Ahh, ok, got that wrong. Was right about canock though wasn't I?

yup sure were but that is nowhere near the point

Seems fairly close.

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[stw code of conduct] do not ever, under any circumstances, comment on people who think they are the puppies testes but clearly are not [/stw code of conduct]

alpin - i will remember that dude 🙂

quite possibly because they are mostly on here, i know my limitattions as do my riding mates. The amount of cocks that will stick up for something no matter what is really quite amusing - seems we have many that feature strongly on the autistic spectrum/have no sense of humour/are pious beyond belief/do not understand irony/have beenpicked on and bullied at school and use the web to fight back *delete as appropriate

Bloody hell, that was quick. I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

,tuesday night as long as the weather is not shit

I bet the storm trooper rides in a bit of rain

was thinking more wind (or hot air if you are around) rd

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rocketdog - check ya mail dude