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[Closed] are all niche bikes ridden by tall skinny freaks?

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seems that when i see a 29/rigid/ss/Tijones/tandem etc. the afor mentioned atrocity is mounted by a lean, clean looking chap with too much leg length and an air of retentivness around the house.

i this a requirement of your nich or, being a normal well adjusted person, can i ride one too?


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:04 pm
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Tall yes, skinny no.

Maybe I'll magically get skinny once my new 29er's built up. I can live in hope ๐Ÿ˜‰

Actually probably not - it's not really properly niche as it'll have gears/suspension


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:05 pm
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I ride a rigid bike with funny bars and I'm under average height, I haven't been skinny for a few years now and I'm getting fatter by the day..

My mate rides rigid SS and he's definitely a fat bloke.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:11 pm
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I'm a tall lardy type so no - racing and snake are not words put together when describing me.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:16 pm
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im not that tall at 6ft, but i am quite skinny at 10 stone, but i have a mass produced taiwanese 100mm hardtail so not very niche at all.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:18 pm
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It's because short fat people need gears and suspension to compensate for their lack of physical prowess ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:19 pm
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You've obviously never met Sheldona the wok smuggler then have you?


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:19 pm
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I'd spoil the stereotype if I posted a pic, so I won't ๐Ÿ™‚

but I race in sandals, will that do?


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 3:29 pm
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๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:00 pm
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Its not niche if anyone can ride em.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:02 pm
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I'm short (well compared to most big wheel riders) and bald look like a tattooed hooligan if that helps dispel the lean,clean myth ๐Ÿ˜€

You mention normal and well adjusted , I couldn't think of a better way to describe myself, so of course you can ride a funny bike


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:12 pm
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tattooed hooligan here too... and probably also swarthy and surly if I'm honest


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:16 pm
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5'11" and a smidge under 12 stone.

My wife picked me up from SSUK last year at Dalby. She commented on the fact that there were a lot of people there who looked a lot like me.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:18 pm
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They don't make niche bikes for fat, little people. Fact


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:19 pm
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you can't say that! it's discriminatory against tubby midgets.

Shame on you nunuboogie!


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:22 pm
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False. Once again, I refer the gentleman to SheldonA of this paris ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:22 pm
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clubber, he rides a mango towel rail, that's in a niche all of it's own just for him ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:23 pm
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The only requirement for owning a niche bike is that you know someone that knows someone that once met woksmuggler Don.


 
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It is a nice looking towel rail though. Even if the wheels are the wrong size.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:27 pm
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Actually I'm not niche in the slightest (other than by singlespeedstu's definition) so I'll leave you weirdo's to it and retire to my fluffy normal world of proper bicycles made by nice non beardywierdy people.

You lot should be locked up or something, or at least made to gather a few times a year in specific locations to make the trails safe/less scary for other users


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:34 pm
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I've been described as tall, but never skinny.....I quiet like that!
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Posted : 29/06/2010 4:48 pm
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I note a sense of jealousey in Bobbyspangles words. Maybe he is so short he couldn't swing his leg over a 29er.
I'm niche at 6'3 and 17 stone, far from skinny, but neither am I fat. Don't really think of myself as tall either.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:48 pm
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i like to dream that it is like olden' times when knights of yore rode fine majestic stallions and conquered maidens while the swarthy, stump legged smithys' created their armour and lances.

or some sh1t like that.

ride hard


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:51 pm
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[i]lean, clean looking chap [/i]

ha ha ha ha ha! ๐Ÿ˜€

just the opposite here!


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:51 pm
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??? I don't even ride a 29er so **** off the lot of ya.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 4:58 pm
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swarthy, stump legged smithys

I [s]resemble[/s] resent that remark


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 5:03 pm
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6ft, 11.5 stone'ish - which sound pretty normal to me (ok, it is normal to *me* of course, but it's pretty average I'd guess).

I'd probably save that .5 stone if I shaved tho' (with it being niche an' all).

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Posted : 29/06/2010 5:19 pm
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I want a 29er but fightimg between 5'7" anf 5'8" i may look ridiculous


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 6:14 pm
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I know people shorter than that riding mansize wheels


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 6:18 pm
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most (not all) of the downhillers i know are fat.
i guess the uplifts and burger van suits their lifestyle plus the baggy clothing hides the fat gut. it's an obvious sport them.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 6:21 pm
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??? I don't even ride a 29er so **** off the lot of ya.

You had it taken off you for not being tall and thin enough.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 9:02 pm
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i am on the diminutive side, so will never know the joy of a grown up bike.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 10:13 pm
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Tall (6"4) check

Skinny (12 1/2 stone) check

Rigid 1x9 29er check

Mad skillz of gnar ...still missing. ๐Ÿ™‚

I'd go single speed but I can't grow a beard. ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 10:24 pm
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I can confirm that being tall and lean has nothing to do with the bikes you first mentioned.

I actually thought it was a personal attack on SSS ' tho he does a wonderful lean ............... On the bar !

;-)))


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 10:26 pm
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5ft 11 and 12 1/2 stone here, so am neither tall nor particularly skinny (though I used to be bloody skinny!).

Mind you, suppose that despite owning a 29er, it does have gears and suspension, so it's pretty far from niche to be fair...


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 10:33 pm
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You haven't met SSS,Sheldon,and RD have you?

*runs off giggling*

*Stops and sobs as they all can ride a bike better than me ๐Ÿ˜ฅ *


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 10:36 pm
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too many tall people on 29 rigid ss so not niche anymore. The new niche is apollo bikes with a can of special brew in your bottle holder and the word mum stamped below your left ear. Get with the times boys


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 10:41 pm
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oi, Houns! ride a bike better?, you gotta be joking!

a pic that proves the OP wrong, from tonight, beard just out of view though
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Posted : 29/06/2010 10:53 pm
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you look quite clean there young man.


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 11:26 pm
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Hey, if you're too tiny for 29ers .. there's always 650B ๐Ÿ˜€

They'll be a few 650B bikes at SSUK


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 11:31 pm
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[I]you look quite clean there young man.[/I]

Cameras DO lie


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 11:41 pm
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nope... i ride 29er but also a surly pugsley (very very neiche) and only 5ft11" and growing a gut (cider-not beer) and dont want a beard so your wrong in opinions im afraid..
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who cares what someone rides and wether you have to breath in for a picture or not...as long as you the person is happy then that is all that matters... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 11:51 pm
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I can neither grow a beard or drink odd named ales concocted in sheds but ride a single speed - also not made in a magical shed :mrgreen:


 
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I can neither grow a beard or drink odd named ales concocted in sheds but ride a single speed - also not made in a magical shed

plenty more like you i know and there normal blokes ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


 
Posted : 29/06/2010 11:54 pm
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Titanium framed Rohloff hubbed fully rigid 29er, vegan straightedge and bearded, so about as niche as can be.
6'1", which I suppose counts as tall doesn't it ?
98kg, which gives me a BMI of 28.5, so maybe towards the upper end of skinny. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 30/06/2010 9:02 pm
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My facial hair isn't thick enough to grow a proper beard, I'm short and chubby. Then again I'm only *thinking* about going SS at the minute, still toying with gears. As soon as I make the switch I expect the hair to thicken and to magically get taller.


 
Posted : 30/06/2010 9:29 pm
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chameleon fully rigid singlespeed not sure if thats niche, 5'9" 18st beardiewierdie.


 
Posted : 30/06/2010 10:23 pm
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Come on. We're all pretty neesh if you think about it. Bikes for mountains, indeed. The very idea!


 
Posted : 30/06/2010 11:33 pm