[Closed] Anal Bleaching

the holy trinity (DD, CFH, Binners)

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I wonder what music will be playing in the salon whilst the "treatment" is taking place.Into the valley by the skids,followed by arthur brown and fire then something by creme.

Ring of Fire.

Whiter shade of pale

Binners and DD stuck in a sexswing?

I'm almost lost for words. But there's some little niggling thought bouncing about I'm my head that needs answering, OP.

You're suffering from a rash caused by chaffing of your Brillo pad arse cheeks, so instead of removing the scouring material, your planning on getting the chocolate star fish polished?

blinded by the light

Brown eyed girl, Van Morrison

This has a ring of a wind up

black holes and revelations?

the Bleach Boys - Wipe Out.

Maybe a bit of Bob Marley...

"I haven't seen one before. No-one has"

When Tim Berners-Lee sat back at the end of a hard day's work and said "guys, I've just invented the most amazing thing that'll bring prosperity to all, and will lead to world peace" he wasn't expecting this.... or Picolax, or Mumsnet beakers 😀

I thought anal bleaching was what porn stars had done to make their rusty sheriffs badge more photogenic.
I had a mate who swears he had a dose of salmonella from rimming the misses, and that his doctor recommended more stringent ablutions on his wife's part next time.

Yeah, I thought it was one of those made up bollocksy things used to make women worry about their bodies and sell them bullshit. "Hey girls- do you have an au naturel arsehole? If so, men find you disgusting, and you'll die alone, with 10 cats. Act now!"

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Thread of the year contender?

wwaswas - Member
the [s]Bleach Boys[/s]surfaris - Wipe Out.

Would have been good apart from that small detail.

his doctor recommended more stringent ablutions on his wife's part next time.

Whatever floats your boat and all that, but surely the advice of a qualified medic ought to have been "If you wish to avoid outcomes such as this, it's probably not the best idea to lick people's arseholes."?

Not to be confused with canal breaching:

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[i]Manchester, Bolton & Bury canal breach - June 1936[/i]

Was that caused by a huge log?

I have a friend called Alan Beaching... I opened this thread thinking perhaps he'd died 😯

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I just mentioned this to a road biker dude and he said it happens?? and don't even mention the testicle tucking 😯 wtf

[i]don't even mention the testicle tucking[/i]

but you did!

who's going to be first to google it?

Apparently vulva lightening is also popular in pron industry.

botanybay - Member

Well, I'm booked into a salon on Thursday in Leeds for the procedure (couldn't find one in Bradford), so wish me luck!

Thanks for the funny replies too, lol.

Hopefully it will help ease the pain and I can get back out on the bike.

don't make the mistake of typing "testicle tucking" into google image search 😯 😯 😯 ❗ ❗ 😳

I have a friend called Alan Beaching... I opened this thread thinking perhaps he'd died

😀

Not sure if this might help the OP

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I'm still confused why the OP thinks brightening his bumhole will help. It's cosmetic not a spring clean, just wipe better man.

I went to see the Doc last year as I had severe itchy undercarriage and explained that I spent quite a lot of time in the saddle and what might she recommend, she understood as her hubby was also a keen cyclist and like me used various minty arse lards on the market. I then mentioned that I had heard, anecdotally, that a back sack and crack wax was a suggested remedy and cheekily asked if it might be available on the NHS. Cue a fit of giggles from her then she reminded me of my upcoming vasectomy and how I might get a "bit of a rough shave" and just ask them to keep going...

...there is an added bit of 'va-va-voom' when you receive Neptune's kiss...

😆 😆 😆

That video... 😆 😆 :lol:......I'm so so glad I never went had it done now....

bottomybay seems to have gone a bit quiet. I wonder how it went?

Is testicle tucking popping yer plums back up then . Ninja style 🙂

Great video, the girlfriend is enjoying it just a little too much. 🙂

Great video, the girlfriend is enjoying it just a little too much.

So, OP, how did it go? Does the sun shine from, well, yknow?

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would have to be ‘string of pearls’ or 'coffee kiss’
😉

Covered Bridge?

Biffins bridge? and what's it covered in, to make it that colour 😯

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/wiping-styles