Underarm for me. My back doesn’t bend enough to go overarm. It only just bends enough to reach underarm, and on bad mornings before its loosened up I have to lunge. I’m genuinely concerned that the day will come when I’m too inflexible to do it myself 😕
thegreatape – embrace the “Long reach comfort wipe” stick of shame.
I once bumped into a very obese colleague nipping into the loo with their bum wiping stick, it answered a question I’d never thought of until that moment…
Can you do your teeth with it also? It would probably require some sort of interchangeable head attachment, or a massive disregard for personal hygiene.
Whilst living in Thailand I had the misfortune to meet a rather obese American from Kentucky who carried around a sponge in his pocket for wiping his azz after taking a dump.
He claimed that he had picked this up from Asians who lived in America Koreans, Thais and Cambodians or so he claimed.
I was rather disturbed by the fact that this man kept a sponge in his pocket that had been used for cleansing himself.
The fact that the sponge was dry in his pocket also concerned me. I was unsure if he wet it before going to the toilet or afterwards. It must have meant that he had to at some point put it damp into his pocket.
Have you ever heard of anybody else doing this?
What is worse is I also remember him wiping his forehead with when he used to sit and sweat in his unairconned office.
A piece of foamy sponge much like one of those yellow scourers but it didn’t have any scouring bit on it for obvious reasons.
I once bumped into a very obese colleague nipping into the loo with their bum wiping stick, it answered a question I’d never thought of until that moment…
Bleach my brain now.
The shelfie stick?
Portmanteau of the day achieved. Onwards, this is all a bit weird…
i don’t use dry toilet paper as you wouldn’t clean dirty hands with a dry paper towel so why attempt to clean your arse with dry paper, so it’s a folded moist toilet wipe for me. What a strange thread?, and I’m even stranger for replying………I blame the 1/2 bottle of M&S Xmas port I’ve drank tonight.
The wife bought some flushable scented bum wipes so now I have my usual wipe with toilet paper then buff up afterwards with one of the scented wipes. They add a whole new level of pleasure to my regular morning poo.