Just nipped round the local shop to get some milk and overheard this little exchange which made me chuckle
Man to boy - Look at the size of her, she needs to stop eating biscuits.
Woman he is talking about waddles over and says "You're Fatist!"
Man "Look in the mirror sweetheart - you are definitely fattest"
Rest of the shop "Snigger, snort, open laughter"
Woman picks up her bags of crisps and waddles away.
I almost felt sorry for her.