"Racing is life, everything before and after is just waiting" – Steve McQueen

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done – Scott Adams

"There's nothing at all common about sense" Anon. 🙂

'We have nothing to learn from The Brazilians' – Sir Alf Ramsey

"A man's common sense is nothing more than the collection of prejudices he has acquired by age of eighteen."

Attrib. Albert Einstein.

Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

or another favourite

"Only people fail, not the system"

"I would rather have three or four teeth pulled out, than spend more time with the ungrateful Spaniard"

Adolf Hitler (talking to Mussolini about General Franco)

dope! 😆

"Live to ride, ride to live" 🙂

"He who admits ignorance reveals it once. He who conceals his ignorance reveals it many times" A Japanese proverb.

Beer, the cause and solution of all lifes problems

Homer Jay Simpson

"Nuts on the road" – Mock the Week
…I'm still waiting for this quote to become a commonly used expression in the English language.

"Get back in there, and do something to do with computers" – Jen, The IT Crowd.
If you've seen the episode, you know how its pronounced 🙂 I now say computers as a matter of course.

"It'll be reet."

Guru Jean

( Guru Jean used to work in the canteen at a place I worked at some years ago )

Basil Fawlty quote :::: A satisfied customer – we should have him stuffed! 😉

"Carrying a piss bottle is a right of passage for any mountaineer, wall climber or alpinist. It shows you that you’re now climbing routes that are SO hard that even pissing requires special equipment"

Andy Kirkpatrick (Alpinist/mountaineer).

"Didn't we do this only a week ago?"

crikey, STW.

"Of course, there is a vegetarian option – you can **** off!"
Frankie Boyle.

It never gets easier, you just go faster." Greg LeMond

"Yes, I'm sure we did"

crikey, STW.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/lets-have-your-favourite-quotes

"Well **** me, there it is, all 176 pages of it!"

crikey, STW.

"trying is the first step toward failure"

Homer Jay

"Déjà vu…it's coming back". Anon