Once lived with a bird who threw my bike of a balcony 3 floors up!Busted forks,wheels and crank!Anyone else's bike had a run in with an "EX" ?
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Worst thing your bird ever done to your bike?
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not my bird but my mum gave a bike of mine to the church for a jumble sale once as i hadnt used it for ages (shame she neglected to think that was as i was serving in bosnia at the time) she also gave them vinyl collection of stone roses singles on 12" ;-(
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I purchased a brand new 04 enduro and my now ex in the heat of a bust up slashed the tyres. Not even a day old. What a woman...!!! Bi**h
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What's a bird? Pet budgie?
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my ex mrs tryed to run me over but i jumped off the bike!! end of that bike.
i only slept with her twin sister didnt twig until "climax"
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My housemate wanted me to keep the bikes in the garage!
What did you do to so upset the 'bird'?
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cinnamon_girl - Premier Member
What's a bird? Pet budgie?
I was helping to repair trails years ago and little bird sat on my saddle which was black and flew away leaving it white.
So yes a bird shat on my saddle was the worst thing a bird has ever done
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My housemate wanted me to keep the bikes in the garage!
What did you do to so upset the 'bird'?
Went to a mates birthday party on a boat on the Thames,girlfriends were not invited!
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My Bike was in the LBS for some work, so took the GF's XTC out for a spin, that nearly killed me, face plant serious concussion for about 4 weeks, over 20 stitches in my face and i looked fookin awful! does that count?
She claimed the bike was cursed and knew i wasn't its true rider, i dunno, just won't be riding that again.
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My ex looked at mine once. Thats why she's my ex.
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Not my bike, but my Ex wife scratched almost every panel on my Golf GTi with a key.
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My ex made me so angry on a ride one time I cobbed my Evil off the highest point of Laggan new red. It was her fault. Obviously.
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My missus left my Cove lying unlocked all night in my back garden without my knowledge. She had chucked it out of our back room which doubles as a wee kind of fitness room where I left it sometimes. She didn't tell me. She had also chucked it down the steps and scratched the fork stanchions. Apparently it was "my fault for leavng it there".
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I once asked my wife for some allen keys as part of a birthday present.
She bought me imperial instead of metric!!!!
It took a lot of blow jobs to stop me divorcing her, I can tell you.
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curses, I've just realised I said 'blow jobs' and 'married' in the same post, it's obvious it's a complete fabrication.
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Iam sorry too say it but iam glad its not just me who's had a Pyscho girlfriend in the past!
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Not bike damage, but once repaired a surfboard for a mate, whose wife had attacked it with an axe. Lots of wedge-shaped holes to fill and glass. Ouch. At least it was his board, and not him that got attacked.
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my wife threw my bike in the skip cos i was late home
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Mine gave my brake rotor a good kicking while in a screaming temper. I sorted it straight out with an adjustable spanner. Wish I could have sorted her out so easily...
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My ex used to sling her crappy old bike on top of mine in the hallway, loads of chips in my nice turquoise paintjob now!
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I reguarly come home to find my bikes being used as a drying rack for laundry. There is nothing worse than seeing your pride and joy being used to dry ratty old pants and bras.
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Went away last summer with my sister and brother in law, as I was taking my bike to do some of the local trails my wife said to her sister that her fella could loan my old bike, which just happened to be a Pace RC200 I have kept for nostalgic reasons. Was not best pleased.
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Sold it. My old Kona Stinky. Regretted it ever since...
"If I could turn back time..."
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My mum gave my raleigh burner to my next door neighbours kid. It sat in their garage never ever used.
Gutted. Never seen it since.
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cinnamon_girl - Premier Member
What's a bird? Pet budgie?I was attacked by a Tui while riding in NZ- kept flying down and wacking my helmet. Didn't seem interested in the bike though
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Gizzer, some lessons to be learnt!
sometimes its ok to punch women
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I once came home to find my "Bird" sat astride the crossbar leaning back against the handlebars with the nose of the saddle disapearing up her ****t.
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Pete - I hope you're reading this!
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Timc she did get a slap, but only in self defence and i spent a night in the cells, it was only the stab wound in the forehead that saved me from being charged!Women sometimes get away with murder...
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I know of a guy prob about 20 years ago, think he'd bin caught playing away from home anyway he came home from work one day to find his low profile sawn in HALF !
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