It would appear, from conversion – not observation, that female employees are VERY reluctant to execute the no.2 procedure in the work’s toilets.
Reminds me of a bust up I had with Wifey early on in our marriage:
“I want to go home now” she said.
“But why? It’s a lovely afternoon”
“I don’t like the toilets down here”
After several minutes of arguing she stomped off and refused to get in the car, saying she’d walk home rather than get in the car with me.
She got home four hours later having walked sixteen miles, clenching all the way.
She can laugh now about how stubborn she was in her youth. And yes I did go back along the route several times to see if she’d calmed down.