I used to be a bit of an uptight fool about the use (and misuse)of our language.
But I realised I was a constant hypocrite – using any new cool slang I happened to like the sound of.
I LOVE the various trends of our language.
Even business speak stuff is just an extension of the playground slang we all used to love.

Enjoy your language it is a beautiful evolving thang.

If you enjoy belittling people for using it "incorrectly", ask yourself why that is.

Glasto

When that should be Pilton?

The response i'm good, when you have asked someone how are you?

AKSED

istead of asked

as in "i cant be aksed to write an adequate script for Eastenders so ill just write something that sounds street"…

sorry if this has already been done cant be aksed to read tha last 6 pages

language it is a beautiful evolving thang.

That's you summed up.

timdrayton – why would you be using the word 'asked' there anyway? The phrase is 'can't be arsed'.

can't be arsed trawling 7 pages, but for me the number one hated word from me has to be

Chillax, and chillaxin'

horrendous!

Arrksk. Why say it ? it's harder to pronounce than ask FFS.

"lounge shopping"

language it is a beautiful evolving thang.

That's you summed up.

Missed the point completely.
Unbe-bloody-lievable!

That's tmesis that is. Wonder-f*******-ful.

"Engerland! Engerland!Engerland!Engerland!Engerland!Engerland! Enger – – – – land!!!!!!"

Er, Ingerlund surely?

yeah I'll take a hit for that… it should have been Ingerland or moreso ingerlund.

Can't be arsed is a great phrase though and one I've used many times in relation to getting a job 😉