Just been into the garden to stand some fallen over stuff back up and made a grave discovery.
Our gnome has been decapitated and the head is missing 
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Wind related fatality in the Feet household
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Posted 4 months ago #
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I think an autopsy needs to be carried out, has the coroner been informed?
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Mr G Nome would not have felt anything, the decpaitation would have instantly taken his life.
RIP MR G Nome.
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Have you reported it to Elfinsafety?
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Sure it was Mr G nome, not a troll.
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Are you sure he didn't panic in this dreadful weather and lose his head?
IGMC (and go and get pissed)
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This thread is in incredibly poor taste, there is gnome way I'm going to be party to it
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Sympathy for your loss
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This thread is useless without pixies
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I'm sure he'll be along shortly with some
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Should have been wearing a helmet.
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It was probably one of those private firearms owners, look for empty cases then report to TandemJeremy
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Boba Fatt - Member
It was probably one of those private firearms owners
Wasn't me.Posted 4 months ago # -
Folk seriously still have gnomes...in a non ironic way?
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loads of folks have gnomes with feet smashed off ,stick an add in the clasy's you might be able to do a head transplant.
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Did it happen at the normal place of residence, or the second gnome... ?
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Was he gnome alone?
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If youre having weather problems,I feel bad for you son.
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Ive got 99 problems but ya gnome aint one.
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On the plus side, I'm in the Market for a tiny fishing rod?
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It was the Stranglers what done it:
"Gnome or heroes any more..."
Case closed
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Folk seriously still have gnomes...in a non ironic way?
Was a joke present given to us, that kind of became a fixture in the garden. On the plus side, the head has been found, so some 'Six Million Dollar Man' style 'we have the technology' type reattachment will take place
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