I ordered a new seat post, what, about 10 mins ago… a TNT, a CityLink and a Parcel Force van have all come and gone… when will my bloody seat post turn up?

A paid priority despatach and everything. I need it for the weekend. 👿

Disgruntled, The South.

In fairness to Wiggle some articles turned up 3 days before even I thought about ordering them through their site. And that was just standard delivery, not eddie-in-the-space-time-continuum delivery. 😀

Is he?

Yes – didn’t you get his text?

Well they’ve processed the order now and it’s still not here 🙁

I waited 2 weeks for an order from Wiggle recently…

and then went and picked it up from my old address 😀

07:20 – Your item has been loaded onto the van for delivery

Well hurry the **** up then!! I need it Now dagnamit!