I must be missing something – why do people have/keep/collect wives? I live near some woods and do outside pursuits but have never felt the need to keep a wife (other than a stanley wife in my tool box), let alone wives of varying sizes. What do these people do with them?

Given that many people already have wives,, I find it b est to simply borrow one when I need to.

Why buy when you can rent?

OP, I can’t answer your question.

HTH

Well this isn’t going in a great direction 😳

I find one a valuable aid to cooking.

Quite expensive to run, irritating at times, absolutely zero fun in bed once they’ve got the kiddie, nag and insult a lot…. I dunno.

Regular nookie………..oh, hang on…….

I find one a valuable aid to cooking.

+1 excellent for gutting a pizza from its box and sticking it in the oven.

I also find my wife useful around the farm, although once I forgot she was there when I went into town. This was problematic when looking at other wives.

Globalti it might just need a reboot mate they often do after kids.

I’m with the pirate monkey on this one.