I’m in love with TJ. Despite having never met him in real life.

My mummy and my daddy had a “special cuddle”….. then the stork came

Ban this sick filth.

Ah, so Houns is one of those guys.

You sound surprised Jamie

However what kind of guy? There’s many

Pistonheads was too left wing.

I have to come on here to pretend that I am working on my puter.

I like looking at all the pretty girls…Oh sorry wrong forum 😳

However what kind of guy?

you know the type…..

Avoiding work… don’t tell the boss. Opps I am the boss.

Im a slave to my brain, and it likes places like this.

To know my enemy…

Waiting for my DNA gel to finish running. In fact, I might just go and image it now! Fingers crossed the damned cloning has worked this time. Watch this space….I’m excited….are you?

Bugger… 😥

That’s what you wanted a clone for?

In the hope that one day someone will post something interesting!

Ban this sick filth.

isn’t banning your job?

Waiting for the cutter [over there] to finish some sleeve pieces for my size sample of a new jacket for a fireman suit.

There’s other stuff to do, tbh someone else can answer the phone

They told that this forum can make the trail..

I’m on day release from an open prison and spend a lot of time in the public library in an effort to stay out of mischief..

new jacket for a fireman suit.

that certainly sounds more interesting than my job

I’m retired young and have no intentions of working ever again so when I choose to, I come in here and see what’s going on.

I’d rather be working hard at a really engaging and satisfying job. But those that pay me don’t seem to be interested in using my skills and effort for anything so I come on here to pass the hours until I ride home.

Oh and I learn lots about how many different viewpoints there can be on any given topic – even if some can be a tad misguided 😉

To be made to feel truly inadequate in so many ways
(Stoner & McMoonter, this primarily means you two)

Waiting for mrs marin to get home so we can go for noodles and to see Hotel Budapest.

A combination of being institutionalised and Stockholm Syndrome.

I’ve been coming here for a decade and a half, and I just don’t know how to stop.

Everybody’s got to be somewhere.

My mother & father used a bus stop for protection…

I got back into riding bikes a few years ago. Built a bike up from old bits from mate’s parts-bins and Ebay. Used to always end up here after googling questions like ‘how to remove a siezed bottom bracket without a flame-thrower?’ etc. Then I deleted my FB and STW became yet another favorite waste of time. I also mainly work from home, and don’t have a telly.

It’s this or the Tele.

Because Brant pays me to bump all of the On-One threads whenever they drop off of the first page. 😉

I’m waiting for a good argument or flounce, merely as a spectator

It was here or Rigel X11 .

Unmetered internet access at work and a very low boredom threshold. Dangerous combination.

Back again whilst my meeting papers print off…

Cant be bothered finishing cutting the hedge, and its going to rain.

To promote the Big Bike Bash which is an excellent mix of a beer festival, music festival and mountain bike festival in the middle of the New Forest on the bank holiday at the end of August

the voices told me to…..

much like the OP i’m here (feels like all the time recently) as i’ve a broken shoulder and torn tendons. fortunately it is pretty much mended now.

i can go to work and find some sort of focus in my life.

Because the asylum was full.

It hasnt rained yet but I did cut some more of the hedge.