it does annoy me when i see a coffee machine behind the bar, and i ask for a coffee, only to be told – "we stop serving coffee at 6"
Why? – the profit on a £2.50 cup of coffee is about £2.50, the profit on a £2.50 pint of beer is about 10p.
maybe pubs are closing because they're run by idiots who can't see an opportunity for profit.
i'm sorry, sometimes i don't want a beer, sometimes i want a coffee, and yes, sometimes i want a soymilk-hot-chocolate.
but no, after 6 it's low-profit beer only.
I've changed my mind, pubs ARE closing because they're run by idiots.
(i'm an idiot, i'll happily pay £2.50 for a decent coffee, and if you listen my simple SMALL, BLACK, ONE SUGAR, instructions i'll probably tip aswell).
FFS! surely running a pub is a license to print money? – you're open till midnight, and can sell whatever you want to a captive audience of happily drunk people – most of whom have the beer munchies, you could probably get them to buy used coal, or even pickled pig trotters, just say it's 'tapas'.
run a mid-week pub quiz, but make sure it finishes before 10, and has at least 5 questions that aren't about football or soap operas (walkley cottage take note).
The Square Orange bar in Keswick is bloody brilliant. in the middle of the day they sell snacks and tea/coffee, in the evening they fire up the pizza oven, and still sell snacks/tea/coffee, and all day long you can alse get a good bottle/pint of beer if you want. More bars like that please.
/rant.