I only had one significant off this year, but mercifully got away injury free.
I was whizzing down a local DH track in the summer-time, and randomly decided to try the jump/drop line instead of the pump line, but my brain was stuck with the instruction to pump. So I took off, then nose-dived into the landing, full travel, almost recovered balance but lost steering control during the rebound and banged/slid rapidly into undergrowth! Cue much giggling.
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