You've got to be over 18 to buy those crap, bendy, white picnic knives n forks in supermarkets nowadays. Can't even let your kids stab a pork pie properly.
My dad, a mild-mannered civil servant, used to make walking sticks and shepherds crooks. Used to have a whole range of knives and saws in the car for chopping down bits of hazel, etc. The boot looked like a serial killers wet dream!