Yet another on-trail shagging experience, but just a little way further I came up to a police dog handler exercising said dog. Of course I had to stop like a naughty schoolboy and tell The Man that there are a couple having outdoor exercise over there, can he go up and say something along the lines of 'allo, allo' allo, wots going on ere?', and can I watch their reaction. He gently suggested leaving them to it. Spoilsport.
On the same trail a bunch of students dressed appropriately for fantasy gaming. I felt I had to say, "My what a huge weapon" as I rode alongside them.
A man dressed in suit, newspaper rolled under his arm on top of a mountain at least 5 miles from the middle of nowhere. Puzzling.