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EDIT: TWO eyes.
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What you having for lunch?
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Posted 6 months ago #
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Hang on a minute? I don't think anyone's fat! Well... not apart from me anyway.
*brushes pasty crumbs off desk and rings libel lawyer*
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mrs phil is less manly than I imagined but i can see the appeal of her boobs
Posted 6 months ago # -
lol mrsconsequence still regrets not getting her eyebrows waxed before that photo.
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EDIT: TWO eyes.
Racist!
Posted 6 months ago # -
BOT as you lot have goneawfonwon
1 x 4 Bean Salad, soda bread, lavender olive oil drizzle, parmesan cheese.
2 x Illy espresso's
4 x sesame seed cakes.
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You're posh aren't you!
Posted 6 months ago # -
the platter of the day was roast duck with a salad and chips for 10e thingys... The Alps is goooood
Posted 6 months ago # -
poshbouy
personally i ate the ginger cat from the photo above, in a green tea dipping sauce, served by swans from all religions.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Pint of Ribena, Pasta salad, 2 chocolate mouses, 2 Mr Kipling slices and shortly aI will decide bewteen porridge or jaffas as the final bit of food before I head out on the bike this evening
Posted 6 months ago # -
No broken arms to report phil?
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explain your question binners or i'm reporting you for confusing me.
yeah you heard
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Its a reference to the swans who served ones luncheon. Clearly your table manners were impeccable or they can get a bit tetchy. The Muslim ones particularly.
They can break your arm, you know?
Posted 6 months ago # -
Ribeye and chips, and 2 pints.
Productive afternoon coming...Posted 6 months ago # -
Just finishing my last cup of Java. Yum.
Now to think of what for tea. Vagitas I think.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I had a protein bar before going on a long ride that I bailed from after 40 mins. Now having coffee from a bialetti.
I'm in a vile mood.
Posted 6 months ago # -
They can break your arm, you know?
I bet Philly used one of those choker holds they taught him for dealing with those mentalists*.
*Is that the correct term? A mentalist mental health nurse** I was seeing used to refer to them as clients**.
**At least that's why she said she had to work nights.
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'clients' or 'customers' seems to be the correct terms around here at the moment.
before that it was 'service users' but somebody (not a service user me thinks) decided it might offend people as the 'user' part might, just might make some people think of drug users.
our 'customers' are called 'residents' here, cos thats what they are
but its very easy to slip up and refer to them as 'patients'. binners, i appreciate your explanation, thank you. may your penis be long and bountyful. for the record my table manners are horrendous, i once put my elbows on the table and used the steak knife for non-steak cutting.
EDIT - 40DD, your tea is one letter away from vaginas.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Grilled chicken and roasted veg wrap and an apple, which is more than I normally have.
Down to 12st dead this morning
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How much do you weigh when you're alive? And how do you type from beyond the grave?
Posted 6 months ago # -
Same old salad. Same every day, week in week out. And STILL my chloresterol stays high. Grrrrr!!!!!
Posted 6 months ago # -
First outing to the Christmas markets called for spicy bratwurst
Posted 6 months ago # -
O O O - if it's chicken caesar salad then that's your answer.
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