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Chicken & salad cream in Granary
Walkers baked crisps
Banana
JuiceMight pop out for a pie shortly
Didn't get as far as the pie shop, cake shop was in the way, so had two small Egg Custards instead and a nice brew. nom nom
In my defence, I wont have chance for tea tonight....and skipped brekkie....
2 x sainsburys in store prepped pizza slices (ham & pineapple)
3 x saisnburys white baps with cheese on the top
2 x bags of cheese dorritoes (multipack bags so not all that big
2 x paracetemol (500mg)
1 x mince pie
1 x SMALL slice of yule log thingy
1 x bottle of strawberry & kiwi sparkling water
home made cous cous salad
Home made fruit smoothie
Flapjack ]
might have some crisps later might not
KFC
A 4:1 energy bar, 50g of Jelly Babies, a pint of nuun and a maxi-milk protein shake.
Might even have a green tea in a bit.
ZZZzzzzzzzzz....uhhhhwhassat?
Warrington?
[i]WARRINGTON[/i]?????
😯
Don't. Still traumatised. 😥
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Sweet and Sour Mug Shot 1% fat and two crisp breads with low fat hummous on....
Binners thinks I'm fat..... 😥
Well.... actually I'm going out for a big feed with gallons of wine after and I can't be bothered leaving my desk to go get anything more exciting
Bucket of beans, chicken, chillies, tomatoes, cucumber and cous cous.
Two bananas
Pint of water
Binners thinks I'm fat.....
😯
I'm saying nothing. 😐
Binners thinks I'm fat.....
Post a picture sweetheart, I'll give you an honest arsessment.
👿
Binners thinks I'm fat.....
What a bastard. 🙁
I've told you; leave him for someone who might appreciate you.
How can you put up with such insensitivity and nastiness?
Obviously those pasties aren't working... 😐
Obviously those pasties aren't working...
Depends...
Hey I'm not the one eating my own body weight from giving up smoking want a picture of him instead?
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Jeezus, he's lost weight in the last couple of weeks. 🙂
hora will be along any second to reassure you
Sips of Pepsi. We're all poorly in our house today.
binners thinks i'm fat too 🙁
*desperately hopes the boys ask for pictures*
C'mon sugartits let's see what you got?
*waits patiently for another pic for the Phillyshrine"
I phillystalker
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i'm on the left 😳
Oooooooooooh those poor cats 🙁
The ginger one?
Nice pussy.
Your willy has eyes!
EDIT: TWO eyes.
Hang on a minute? I don't think anyone's fat! Well... not apart from me anyway.
*brushes pasty crumbs off desk and rings libel lawyer*
mrs phil is less manly than I imagined but i can see the appeal of her boobs
lol mrsconsequence still regrets not getting her eyebrows waxed before that photo.
EDIT: TWO eyes.
Racist!
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BOT as you lot have goneawfonwon
1 x 4 Bean Salad, soda bread, lavender olive oil drizzle, parmesan cheese.
2 x Illy espresso's
4 x sesame seed cakes.
You're posh aren't you!
the platter of the day was roast duck with a salad and chips for 10e thingys... The Alps is goooood
poshbouy 😛
personally i ate the ginger cat from the photo above, in a green tea dipping sauce, served by swans from all religions.
Pint of Ribena, Pasta salad, 2 chocolate mouses, 2 Mr Kipling slices and shortly aI will decide bewteen porridge or jaffas as the final bit of food before I head out on the bike this evening
No broken arms to report phil?
explain your question binners or i'm reporting you for confusing me.
yeah you heard 😯
Its a reference to the swans who served ones luncheon. Clearly your table manners were impeccable or they can get a bit tetchy. The Muslim ones particularly.
They can break your arm, you know?
Ribeye and chips, and 2 pints.
Productive afternoon coming...
Just finishing my last cup of Java. Yum.
Now to think of what for tea. Vagitas I think.
I had a protein bar before going on a long ride that I bailed from after 40 mins. Now having coffee from a bialetti.
I'm in a vile mood.
They can break your arm, you know?
I bet Philly used one of those choker holds they taught him for dealing with those mentalists*.
*Is that the correct term? A mentalist mental health nurse** I was seeing used to refer to them as clients**.
**At least that's why she said she had to work nights.
'clients' or 'customers' seems to be the correct terms around here at the moment.
before that it was 'service users' but somebody (not a service user me thinks) decided it might offend people as the 'user' part might, just might make some people think of drug users.
our 'customers' are called 'residents' here, cos thats what they are 🙂 but its very easy to slip up and refer to them as 'patients'.
binners, i appreciate your explanation, thank you. may your penis be long and bountyful. for the record my table manners are horrendous, i once put my elbows on the table and used the steak knife for non-steak cutting.
EDIT - 40DD, your tea is one letter away from vaginas.
Grilled chicken and roasted veg wrap and an apple, which is more than I normally have.
Down to 12st dead this morning
How much do you weigh when you're alive? And how do you type from beyond the grave?