The United states deploys it’s latest laser cannon equipped warship to the Persian Gulf.

It’s not exactly ‘Fearless’ or ‘Victory’ is it…

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/12/11/tech/innovation/navy-laser-weapon/index.html

Do you think the crew are bemused by all the sniggering over the radio when they’re on joint exercise with the Royal Navy?

pr Pon-chay

Apparently.

Sniggers..

wwaswas

It’s not exactly ‘Fearless’ or ‘Victory’ is it…

Doesn’t matter, is probably quite likely to kill the **** out of you and ask questions later.

Wasssywas

We did this on your day off

😉

is probably quite likely to kill the **** out of you and ask questions later

Given the US military’s ability to really **** things up I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see it off the Hove coast drawing a bead on my house.

*waves to the Ponce*

[edit] arse. I don’t know, you take a day out to do some work and all the threads are done.

If that laser is so good I would be etching a big cock onto the nearest cliff top.

Tried watching the videos on the OP link but the David Guette-esque backing track made me want to bury myself in pig sh1t.

made me want to bury myself in pig sh1t.

To protect yourself from predator drones?

lethality

Is that even a proper word?

It will be by the time the CIA have finished with it.

Has it got a sister ship the Nonce?

Has it got a sister ship the Nonce?

it got sunk by HMS Yewtree

There’s a Light Cruiser called the Sconce too.

[edit] nice one mango 🙂

made me want to bury myself in pig sh1t.

Don’t indulge it…..

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-with-cow-manure-fetish-jailed-for-five-years-9464363.html

Cow manure fetish? Must be shit to be his girlfriend

She thought she’d misheard when he asked her if she ‘fancied a slurry tonight?’

Everyone knows you can’t slurry love…

I bet he only goes out with girls called Pat too.