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  • weird things you do, even though they're weird
  • iDave
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    when there are two TV presenters I always watch the one who isn’t talking

    they make odd facial expressions, like they know I’m watching them

    yunki
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    log into STW

    wwaswas
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    Talk to farm animals I pass when I’m out riding.

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    fadda
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    That’s priceless. I shall do the same, hence forth.

    I’m quite wierd, so there must be things I do, too *dons thinking cap….*

    philconsequence
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    i do the same.

    most enjoyable when the male presenter is having a perve as the female talks important news

    exposed
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    I talk to myself in my head when I’m on the bog or in the shower. Proper conversations about nothing in particular. Every now and again though I’ll say the odd word out loud which can be a bit embarrassing if someone is in the trap next door at work.
    I don’t consider myself as mental, but then we would say that wouldn’t we.
    Nice one…..
    Thanks.

    5lab
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    wipe my bum standing up. I only found out it was wierd after 29 years, in a discussion with some mates a couple of months ago..

    Junkyard
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    i reply to elfins e-mails 😉

    toys19
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    My friend, a chippy, coaxes screws and hammers nails in with soft words.
    “In you go now this won’t hurt a bit”
    “Just a little tap and you’ll be all snug”

    BONKERS!

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Pull faces at myself in the mirror.

    Find random marks on my windscreen and make them the crosshairs of my imaginary gun and ‘shoot’ other drivers/birds/pedestrians/cyclists 8)

    wipe my bum standing up. I only found out it was wierd after 29 years, in a discussion with some mates a couple of months ago..

    Err, I am with you there. I still* think it is normal.

    *I won’t anymore – I will now forever feel uncomfortable standing to wipe.

    binners
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    Throw my shoes at the sky, Muslim-insult stylee, to protest about the weathe.

    And lick my own eye-balls. Apparently not everyone can, and for this reason alone, its now somehow deemed as weird

    exposed
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    Sometimes when I’m walking the dog and we’re walking down a singletrack trail. I will often pretend i’m holding my handlebars and run down as if I was riding the trail. It’s good fun.

    DezB
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    Go into the garage to work on my bike without having a piss first.
    I know as soon as the door shuts behind me I’m going to need one.
    But I never bloody do it first.
    I’m a idiot.

    lunge
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    Spin my knife once in my fingers whenever I sit down to eat.
    Have the car radio volume in even numbers or multiples of 5. My GF always puts it on to 13 and I have to change it.

    joeydeacon
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    Phone in to talksport?

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS0snsl9Ns0[/video]

    (might not actually be me)

    nonk
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    i talk to myself all the time. i had planned to pack it in before the kid’s got old enough to notice but it never got sorted. ah well.

    daddy you talking to yourself again. 😕

    RustySpanner
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    I always talk to sheep, say hello, pass the time of day.
    But not to cows. That would just be odd.

    wombat
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    Have the car radio volume in even numbers or multiples of 5. My GF always puts it on to 13 and I have to change it.

    I do this too, no idea why

    philconsequence
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    talking to animals as you ride past +1

    z1ppy
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    Wow this thread is making me feel quite normal, though I’ve alway talked to animals (dog/cat/cows/sheep) & think nothing strange of that…

    emsz
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    Lay out clothes on the bed (including undies) before dressing. Even I think it’s odd, can’t stop though.

    willard
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    I talk to my dogs a lot. More than a lot. All the time, often having quite in depth conversations with them. A lot of people would think that was strange.

    I also use rifle/pistol cleaning as a form of meditation, but I again think there is nothing terribly unusual about that.

    deadlydarcy
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    talking to animals as you ride past +1

    +2 🙂

    Rearranging coins into stacks according to size.

    morgs
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    wipe my bum standing up. I only found out it was wierd after 29 years, in a discussion with some mates a couple of months ago..

    Err, I am with you there. I still* think it is normal.

    *I won’t anymore – I will now forever feel uncomfortable standing to wipe.

    +1….. always done it and always will….until I can’t stand up 😥

    Also, whenever I have a pack of sweets (wine gums, fruitella etc) I can’t just have one and leave the rest. I HAVE to finish the pack. Doesn’t matter if I have 2 packs, I will finish one asap but can leave the other for hours / days

    D28boy
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    I’m a stander too…never knew I was that weird!

    philconsequence
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    LOOK AT ME MY NAMES DARCY AND I’M SO RICH I HAVE HEATED WING MIRRORS AND SPARE COINS TO STACK!

    derek_starship
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    I also say hello – really enthusiastcally – to animals I happen across. Just being friendly….and weird at the same time.

    When I enter the brew room at work I always start singing the same song. It’s starting to piss me off now. It’s like somebody presses PLAY>

    deadlydarcy
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    I’m a stander too

    So was I. I used to have an itchy arse too.

    GrahamS
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    Love that joey: “You sound like you’ve swallowed the internet”

    damo2576
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    I have favourite parking spaces in every car park I use on a regular basis
    Edit: And get really annoyed when they’re taken

    schrickvr6
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    I’m writing a book on the art of weird.

    It’s called the great big book of nnnggggyaaaaaarrrrghgibberhnnnnnwombattesticulatoratory adventures in D minor.

    I’m not even remotely weird though so I’ve got nothing to add to this thread.

    emsz
    Free Member

    Rearranging coins into stacks according to size.

    ohhh, I spin 50p/20p coins in the pub, weird, never the round ones

    binners
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    Emsz – Do you yawn loudly while spinning your coins on the table? And constantly look at your watch while checking your texts?

    Have they not got the message yet? 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    The single most weird thing I do is talk to strangers on an internet forum.

    I also stack coins, but only when I’m on the phone.

    I also doubt my Awesomeness occasionally, that’s definitely weird.

    emsz
    Free Member

    Binners…*nods*, yeah, sometimes 😉

    Apparently not…

    toys19
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    Standing to wipe is wrong unless you squat, you need the cheeks open to get a good clean. I’m glad I’ve never met you, I’ll bet you smell.
    [video]https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=227477807271705[/video]

    emsz
    Free Member

    Right, that’s enough poo wiping comparison thanks, some of us are trying to eat, OK?

    deadlydarcy
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    I’ll be you smell.

    😯

    Oh, that’s a whole world of weird. 😛

    EDIT: Ninja edit by toys19 😀

    toys19
    Free Member

    Stop modifying my words DD. You’ll do anything to get at me, just jealous because I can pull off being rich without being despised.

    deadlydarcy
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    I’m used to being despised at this stage.

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