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1. grynch - Member

   I'm thinking I should not have had that curry last night.

   and I'd like to take this moment to publicly apologize to the the residents of the third floor ex.OMM bldg. north wing.

   Posted 2 years ago #
2. Talkemada - Blocked

   Oh dear.

   Chemical or Biological?

   Posted 2 years ago #
3. grynch - Member

   there may have been chemicals on the chicken.. but ..

   this morning they were highly refined.

   Posted 2 years ago #
4. willard - Member

   I'm thinking that you added an "M" to the title of this post when you may not have needed to.

   I feel sorry for your coworkers.

   Posted 2 years ago #
5. grynch - Member

   willard *L*

   Posted 2 years ago #
6. Talkemada - Blocked

   Nasty. Ringburn? )*(

   Posted 2 years ago #
7. mrmichaelwright - Member

   I once nearly cause an international incident involving WMDs

   After a particularly strong Garlic Chilli Chicken at Thespians curry house in Stratford i was forced to leave my hotel room as i could no longer stand my own funk.

   I left the hotel to take a few pictures of the frosty morning and as i walked out of the doors i let go the final wave of chemical warfare. Just after me, two Japanese tourists left the hotel stepping straight into my miasma (held neatly in place by the still cold air). I've never seen people look so scared, the woman was actually gagging and the bloke looked like he was about to phone the embassy for a fast ticket home.

   I was pleased with myself.

   Welcome to England

   Posted 2 years ago #
8. grynch - Member

   talkemada, "johnny cash syndrome"? strangely.. no... I think perhaps the third vodka tonic last night counter acted that.

   never again.. no.. no.. no.... never again.

   Posted 2 years ago #
9. grynch - Member

   mr.mike!! well done !! *LMAO*

   oops.

   Posted 2 years ago #
10. Talkemada - Blocked

    I dropped an egg-bomb in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NY, many moons back. I was with two young ladies, but fortunately, I was able to blame it on a group of elderly people that walked past. I could see several people wrinkling their noses up at the stench; it was a bad one, it must be said. Quite possibly may have caused permanent discolouration to some of the fabulous Ingres paintings on display.

    A mate from Bradford let one go in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. I think he's permanently barred from ever entering Israel again.

    Posted 2 years ago #

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