I once nearly cause an international incident involving WMDs
After a particularly strong Garlic Chilli Chicken at Thespians curry house in Stratford i was forced to leave my hotel room as i could no longer stand my own funk.
I left the hotel to take a few pictures of the frosty morning and as i walked out of the doors i let go the final wave of chemical warfare. Just after me, two Japanese tourists left the hotel stepping straight into my miasma (held neatly in place by the still cold air). I've never seen people look so scared, the woman was actually gagging and the bloke looked like he was about to phone the embassy for a fast ticket home.
I was pleased with myself.
Welcome to England 🙂