Aldi sell ‘Disco Biscuits’ and ‘Whizz’ floor cleaner.

The bog in my flat is called Duravit. Presumably a portmanteau of durable and vital or vitality.

Durable – eh? Who the hell has ever actually worn out a bog? And vitality? Full of life? The last thing I want is for my bog to be full of life.

There used to be an ice cream shop in a small Hungarian town called Salmonella Ice Cream. The sign had been taken down last time I went there.

There’s a shop round the corner from me called ‘Butt Savouries’

loll… Nice one Gary . biscuits and floor cleaner 😀