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  • Very poor / stupid product names
  • Cougar
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    Ooh, that reminds me. There’s always this wheelchair….

    PeterPoddy
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    Nissan, in their infinite wisdom, one called a special edition of their smallest car the ‘Wave’

    Yes. The Micra Wave.

    Edukator
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    The MR2 really did make people smile here.

    It’s not merde though it’s “merdeux”, exact translations of which would probably be automatically censored on this site so I’ll give you “crappy” or “little devil”. Not that bad then.

    WhatWouldJesusRide
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    Fake? Shame… 😀

    raccoon
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    http://www.waynekerrtest.com/

    I was walking around a potential supplier a few weeks back and spooted one of these units sitting there made by Wayne Kerr himself.

    Another funny one is

    missingfrontallobe
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    Jiffy condoms with their tagline of “Real men come in a Jiffy”.

    emsz
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    I’ve got aching sides, some of those have to be made up

    Elfinsafety
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    What d’you think of ‘Nilfisk’ as a child’s name, Emsz?

    emsz
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    I like it, it’s unusual better than Arsia,

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Turkeys biggest happy brand…..

    Gary_C
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    ebygomm
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    Bog & Sod 🙂

    Cougar
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    Can you pee cola?

    IMG_3101

    Wonder what these taste like?

    Megapussi

    Cougar
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    Cougar
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    Cougar
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    mp3 player for BNP / EDL members?

    Gary_C
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    neilsonwheels
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    From the local Asda. 😀

    DougD
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    shower gel in Spain.

    Cougar
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    Axe is the European name for Lynx. I remember seeing some imported forever ago (back in Musk, Amber, Spice days) and thinking someone had shamelessly knocked ’em off.

    DougD
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    I know that axe is the European name for lynx but the combination of the brand and the product name is slightly questionable:
    Axe – Night Attack

    Spud
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    When I lived in Oz in the early 90s there was a cheese called Coon, rather unfortunate.

    Cougar
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    the combination of the brand and the product name is slightly questionable:

    Ah – I completely missed that, doh.

    To redeem myself, how about some of this for the Cock Soup?

    Cougar
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    Also, I call foul on the Shit Burger,

    WhatWouldJesusRide
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    😆

    andyl
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    Not a product but I keep seeing these guys around bristol which makes me chuckle:

    http://www.beavermaintenance.co.uk/

    edhornby
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    bus company based in the netherlands and also I think belgium

    rustler
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    Segway.

    DrP
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    Me in my yoof hanging out in Thailand!

    And you gotta love the Happy Time in the shower…

    DrP

    DrP
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    I laughed out loud at the “I Beet Blaxx”!!!
    Nearly woke the baby!

    DrP

    jojoA1
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    fufu flour by jojoA1, on Flickr

    In our house this is the word we use for a lady’s front bottom…. presumably Fufu flour is for making fanny batter?… !!! IGMC

    10
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    sarahcoles
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    No i think NilFisk is a good name. Sounds good to me. 🙂

    Elfinsafety
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    It is, isn’t it Sarah? It’s got a certain ring to it.

    I think the OP is very silly to think that Nilfisk is a silly name.

    I don’t think there’s any need for pictures of an apparently naked man sucking a Fanny though. 😐

    CaptainFlashheart
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    I recently met someone whose name, when spoken, was basically “Fanny Chewer”. She was really cute, too. 🙂

    Cougar
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    He’s not sucking it, he’s nibbling on it.

    jojoA1
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    Am I the only person finding that picture of Drp and his fanny nibbling strangely erotic?…

    sarahcoles
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    Ya certainly agree with you Elfinsafety, Its just a catchy phrase. No need to think beyond that. 🙂

    sarahcoles
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    Any more catch phrases available guys ????

    GlitterGary
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    Aldi sell ‘Disco Biscuits’ and ‘Whizz’ floor cleaner.

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