http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Vectra-B-lexus-style-lights-well-sick-yo_W0QQitemZ270476622644QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM?hash=item3ef9a9bb34#ht_1190wt_958

Read the comments! LOL!

Laughing my head off here and I'm only on the 1st page of questions.

"my m8 charlene az got a quim like a hippo's yorn"!

Genius.

Q: Johnathon, will you be home tonight for dinner? 30-Oct-09
A: fuk sake mum dis is da intrawebz!!! stop showin me up!!!! nd yeh fishcackes wud b bizzle

He's just posted an update!!!

'lyk wen darth vayda found owt iz son & dorter woz doin stuff wiv each ova nd he cut of luk's and. i cud c wer the guy woz comin from, dnt get me rong but dat was a bit harshe. u cud av just happi slappt da boi or sumfink els u no? now how iz he goin 2 wyp iz arse? he myt av 2 get choobakka 2 cum n help im on da thrown, but den how wud u av a propa ruckus wiv da storm trupers if u iz bein followd by a shittee wooky?!'

tankslapper….

Is there a translation into English available please?
Tried googling various translation sites,with no joy… 😆

Gary

The kid's unbelievable! Different planet…

Q: you dirty little scabby wog wannabe u **** little tramp 31-Oct-09
A: You do realise this whole auction is actually a giant piss-take, and you've just fallen for it? I'm a perfectly literate, rather middle-class, slightly perverted white boy. Ya dere?