There are so many other things to complain about with that Inbred (bars, grips, tape, seatpack, saddle) that bottle cages would have been well down the list!
And I didn't even line up the valves and tyre logos!
The bars' sweep makes them super comfy, which makes them ace.
The grips are comfy and pink. Pink is ace, as is comfy. So, they're ace.
The tape is either functional (holds on the raggy bits of innertube that stop me cutting my knees on the cable guides) or is covering up logos (which was a joke). Not painful and funny, so ace.
The seatpack stops my spare tube and tools falling out of the space below my saddle. This is good, because it stops me losing them. So, it's ace.
The saddle is dead comfy, is unique, matches the grips and is made by my sponsor. So, it's ace.
I try not to worry too much about what internet forum people think about my bike, and just ride it instead 😉