I suppose I should be upset but I’m not, she’s totally fake, airbrushed, not real, not me, not any part of any scenes of the world I, or anyone I know, inhabit.
I might buy the top if it was a fiver – I’d use it in the winter as a layer under something… the problem would be if I got knocked off I’d run the risk of embarrassment when the paramedics saw it.
But mostly I am interested to know whether Assos really, really believe that a too-thin model wearing wet-look leggings and high heels is going to appeal to women. What cocaine-fuelled ad-agency genius dreamt it up? On what level does the advertising connect with cyclists? Oh well, maybe it’s a joke… or maybe Swiss women DO ride their bikes dressed like that?
What I do know is that I certainly won’t be springing north of a hundred quid on a top that looks like a 1980s soft furnishing design.