Stranger: hey
You: Bonjour
Stranger: ooh, la la
You: 😉 😉
Stranger: asl ?
You: wtf?
Stranger: asl ?
You: ??
Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: so i know im not talkin to a creepy old man
You: 95, lots, in your hedge

i know it was done earlier but its funny

Stranger: asl?
You: adsl? 4mb line i think
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I’m on my 7th but my record is only 2 in a row.
anyone beat that?

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i find it is so hard to meet one who can chat with me
You: why?
Stranger: so upset
Stranger: they are doing other things
You: I know what you mean!
You: I am currrently baking fruit scones
Stranger: and when they hear that where i come from they leave
You: I’m not surprised!
Stranger: u meet someone like they before?
You: are you always this sloooow at typing?
Stranger: maybe..
Stranger: i am not very good at it
You: oh dear my scones are ready…..gotta rush!
Stranger: because i type chinese before
You have disconnected.

I have new game, try to answer every line in context with a line of lyrics from a song. So far I’ve managed Mama Mia and Fresh price of Bel Air.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello random stranger – weird name tho
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seems I need to hone my social skills a little more

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: BOOOO
Stranger: age,sex??
You: 95 LOTS
Stranger: 95??
You: well, not quite, chicks digg older guys right?
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I promise you I’m going to be the best thing that has entered your belly…

That’s the best line so far – I’ll keep this going and see where we get.

Not somebody on here?

my longest conversation so far is with a 14 year old girl :-S

curious orange haha! that conversation you posted was reet funny

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You: Whos wants an argument
Stranger: YESS
You: five pounds only
Stranger: ..?
You: i gave ypu fives pounds for a argument !
Stranger: what.
You: yes i did…
Stranger: i use dollars.
You: heres five dollars
Stranger: (you know, the cool kind of currency)
Stranger: what am i to do with 5 (virtual) dollars
You: it’s for a argument… argue with me !
Stranger: hmm, okay, first off, guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: okay, what are we arguing about
You: did i give five dollars ?
Stranger: i think you gived five dollars
You: no i never !
Stranger: EXCUSE ME??
Stranger: i think you deinately gived me five dollars
Stranger: i was there, trust me
You: definitly did’nt… I’m sure of it !
Stranger: i miss billy mays.
You: whos’ billly mays ?
Stranger: OHHH. right. where are you from?
You: What about the 5 dollars you owe me ?
You: from the UK
Stranger: billy mays is some popular dude from the usa. he died 🙁
You: red neck ?
Stranger: yeah kinda
You: oh. sort of deliverance like ?
Stranger: .. yeah kinda
Stranger: really loud voice
You: anyway… back to this argument… this five dollars you sent. where is it ?
Stranger: in my pants.
You: no it is’nt. I can see you on your webcam.
Stranger: i see your face on your webcam. i threw up.
You: lol
You: Wheres my fiver.
Stranger: in my pants sillyy.
Stranger: (really though, i have a 5 in my wallett in my pants)
Stranger: not trying to be a creep
You: of course Pants are different in the UK. Seriously pants are Underwear not trousers.
Stranger: what?? really! haha trousers..
Stranger: thats what old people call them here
You: This is serious now: confirm on Google if you like. Fanny in the US is Bottom in the UK. Whereas Fanny in the UK means a females private parts.
Stranger: hahahah 😀 that made my day.
Stranger: i dont think anyone says fanny here.
You: What part of teh US are you from ?
Stranger: NE
You: UK for Elevator is Lift.
Stranger: bonnet in the UK is hood in the US
You: In the UK a pencil eraser is called a Rubber 😉
Stranger: well, a rubber here is.. well 😛
Stranger: have you seen the show TopGear?
You: I’ve got to go. Bye bye fro now… This site is a bit barking. Also. you owe me a fiver.
You: Yes. Topgear is good. Do you watch it ?
Stranger: yeah! i love it
You: Did you see Jeremey Clarkson have a close shave in Carolina tormenting the locals ?
Stranger: haha! yes i did:P
You: Are they really like that there ?.
You: Anyway, I’ll b e annoyed if got tormented like that.
Stranger: well, there are places where people are dumb like that, but not usually
Stranger: yeah, it can get annoying, whenever we go on vacation (to the bigger cities) you always have SOME people who are dumb like that
Stranger: you learn to deal with people though
You: I thought that. The US looks a terrific place to visit. Tonnes of Moutain biking terrain there 🙂
Stranger: oh yeah! you like mountain biking?
You: Well into it 🙂
Stranger: haha, its quite fun! i reccomend you come visit, there are some awesome places
You: Do you cycle ?
Stranger: haha (here its called bike) yes i bike
You: Singletrack, Cross Countr, Downhill ?
You: Cross Country
Stranger: mostly cross country
You: I’d ride a Specialized FSR … Carbon Mmmm
Stranger: haha, mmmmm, delicioussss
You: Whats your steed (bike)
Stranger: you call them steeds?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
You: For an Argument…. Monty Python.
You: Are you there ?
Stranger: yeah! sorry, looking for a new song!
You: Got to go soon… dinners ready.
Stranger: its 2 PM here 😛
You: 19:00 here.
Stranger: 19:00. so 7, wow, thats late for dinner
Stranger: i guess not too bad
Stranger: but okay, bye!
You: Check the link.. Safe and funny.
You: Cheers for now. from the Uk
Stranger: have a good day, from the USA
Stranger: i rhymed.
You: Cool.
You: TTFN
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You: Do you Singletrack
Stranger: Uhm, no
You: Why not?
Stranger: I don’t know,
You: Have you ever thought of trying it?
Stranger: noo
You: Not even for the Friday A&A?
Stranger: Uhm…
Stranger: Nop
You: Much you have to learn, Padowan.
Stranger: Okaay, well maybe I’m going to try it then.
You: Success! And now, I must leave you, my hovercraft is ready to depart and I can’t keep those otters waiting any longer!
Stranger: okaay 🙂

And another….

Stranger: ello!
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: well, never heard of it
You: Are you quite insane? Surely everyone knows Chipps?
Stranger: enlighten me
Stranger: i am insane

Stranger: hello there
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: no

Start everything with “Do you Singletrack?”

I’m sure it’ll become the number one searched item for oddballs around the world!

We are foreign 🙂

Stranger: hahah
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: i dont talk to forigners

me to.. trying to get more that three lines.

Stranger: hi
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: asl
You: Asl is that a full suspension bike ?

can I live in you bellybutton?

@aracer

Do you live in Carolina ?

Everyone on there seems to think it’s a top spot to chat people up. My huge list of pirate phrases really isn’t working.

I was in there 😉

Stranger: i have a vagina
You: So do I.
Stranger: wanna cyber with me?
You: yea
Stranger: u start
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: idc
Stranger: just tell me what u wanna do with me babe
Stranger: u there!?

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You: Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey, Chim chim cher-ee!
Stranger: Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey, Chim chim cher-ee!
You: A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey, Chim chim cher-oo!
Stranger: A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey, Chim chim cher-oo!
You: Good luck will rub off when I shakes ‘ands with you!
Stranger: Good luck will rub off when I shakes ‘ands with you!
You: Yay!
You: Thanks for singing along

Oddly singing Mary Poppins songs works better though.

hours of fun ahead….will give it a shot a little later…

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Stranger: You again??!!
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haha, this is genius

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing
You: you
Stranger: same
Stranger: asl?
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: ?
You: singletrack, do you do it?
Stranger: i dnt know what that is
Stranger: lol
You: shame
Stranger: what is it?
You: it’s special
Stranger: ok
You: like some sort of amazing psychadelic trip
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
You: got to be careful though
Stranger: y?
You: can really mess with your head
Stranger: is it a drug?
Stranger: im assuming
You: its new
You: well, i say new, got really popular around christmas time
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nvr heard of it
Stranger: sounds like fun
You: more popular in england
Stranger: r u from england?
You: it attracted the attention of the evilzone
You: they thought they were bad enough for it
Stranger: im kinda lost
Stranger: …..
You: they totally got pwned
Stranger: u lost me buddy
Stranger: lol
You: so you done any drugs
Stranger: ya
You: you a cook kid then
You: cool kid
Stranger: i dnt think drugs make me cool
Stranger: i just do it cause i like it
You: you should try singletrack some time
Stranger: mayb
You: it’s teh good shit
Stranger: where r u from?
You: the north
Stranger: north where if i may ask?
You: you’re english is very good
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: was that sarcasm?
You: no
You: if i was being sarcastic I’d have said, “You’re English is amazing, I really like the way you type”
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: but really, where r u from?
You: somewhere in time
You: well at least that’s what it feels like, I’ve been on singletrack all morning
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i figured
You: BABY ROBIN, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY
Stranger: get what away?
You: THE BAY ROBIN, DON’T LIKE, DON’T LIKE
Stranger: just push him?
You: STAMP ON HIM, DUTTY BIRD
You: AND WEE ON HIS SHOES
Stranger: that too
Stranger: lol
You: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: BYE
Stranger: bye

You: Hello
Stranger: Guten Tag!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey there
You: I gave you five marks.
Stranger: sehr gut
You: yes i did..
Stranger: where you from stranger?
You: Falklands
Stranger: wow really?
Stranger: i’m in Scotland
You: really. Penguins have been a pain today 🙁
Stranger: my uncle faught there
You: Argentine was he ?
Stranger: no Brittish
You: Commadoes or Para ?
Stranger: Royal Marine
You: Marines.. Respect.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: tuff old bugger for sure
You: Do you singletrack ?
Stranger: so what do you do in the falklands?
Stranger: i’m not familiar?
You: Mountain biking.
Stranger: ah, no fraid not
You: I’m a beachcomber in the Falklands.
Stranger: hows that pay?
You: It’s has it ups and downs.
You: Dolphin trainer in the off season.
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Is this a new record?

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Elizabeth, I Love You
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
You: You Are Not Alone
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: do you like drum’n’bass?
Stranger: you mean… right now?
You: Who Is It?
Stranger: or all that god’s stuff
Stranger: oh
Stranger: this is brian
Stranger: he’s just…
You:
Remember The Time
Stranger: licking my *****
You: I Just Can’t Stop Loving You
Stranger: oh..
You: Just Good Friends?
Stranger: but you never ate my *****
Stranger: if you could…
You: Bad
Stranger: **** my ***
Stranger: it would be different
Stranger: brian does
You: its The Way You Make Me Feel
Stranger: and i’m happy
You: Speed Demon
Stranger: stop that shit dude
Stranger: are you going to give me **** pleasure or not?
You: I Wanna Rock With You
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😀

The wierdest so far……………………………

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Stranger: so you dont no who i am
You: not the foggiest
You: ever played guess who?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: with the board
You: yup
Stranger: then you flick them down
You: yup
You: I’ll start
Stranger: its rubbish
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: but this sounds fun
You: asre you wearig glasses?
Stranger: im the best at this
Stranger: arse ? don’t you mean are
You: lol, yea
Stranger: but no
You: maybe
Stranger: my go
You: fire away
You: ……………..
Stranger: have you ever sexually abused children
You: suprisingly enough
You: no
You: that was never a question when i playd quess who
Stranger: ok your turn
You: do you have curly hair?
Stranger: ok i will go again
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you currently have an sti or std
You: nope
You: do you have a beard?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my go?
You: yup
Stranger: if you saw a girl naked in the road would you take her home treat her nicely or rape her
You: treat her nicely
Stranger: ok
You: kettles just boiled, tea? theres jammie dodgers in the pot byt he stove
Stranger: my go?
You: you havent said if you want tea yet
Stranger: oh sorry love
Stranger: yes
Stranger: please
You: milk and suggar?
Stranger: milk one sugar
Stranger: haha
You: there ya go
Stranger: your attracted to your grandma how would you take her out on a date
You: ok, this is gettign a little wierd
Stranger: oh
Stranger: isit
Stranger: ok are you 5ft?
You: taler
You: are you one of those men my parents warned me about?
Stranger: well it would help if i was a man
Stranger: im a man
Stranger: and you’re a man
Stranger: you go
You: dam rite i am
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You: you say tomayto
Stranger: I say tomato !!
You: you say potayto
Stranger: I say potatoe
You: tomayto
Stranger: Tomatoe
You: potayto
Stranger: Potatoe
You: let’s call the whole thing off
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this thread is the best in ages

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Stranger: HOLY F@%KBOMB!
You: yea you know it
Stranger: is that a dinooooosaur?!
You: no its my fricken cat!!
You: he just did steroids
Stranger: THATS A MOTHER EFFIN DINOSAUR DONT YOU LIE TO ME
You: OK MAN ITS DINORIPYOURNECKOUTTAHERESOUR
Stranger: my uncle vincent once got eaten alive by one of those!!! im staying away from youuuu!

it’s the adult conversations i like

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Stranger: HEY JAPANESE!
Stranger: HANDS UP!
You: baby hands up
You: gimme your heart gimme gimme your hart gimme gimme
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: FAIL
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Stranger: **** NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Stranger: asl?
You: do you singletrack ?
Stranger: what’s that?
You: you never heard of it ?
Stranger: nope
You: narrow trails in the woods
Stranger: sex in the woods?
You: better than that

i enjoyed this

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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: What’s your name?
You: bob
You: nah, i’m kidding, can you keep a secret?
Stranger: Erm, yeah sure
You: i’m not dead
Stranger: Lol! neither am i
You: no, really, it’s in all the papers, but they’ve got it wrong
Stranger: so your saying your name is Micheal Jackson then?
You: well, i’m not saying that…….oh shit, where did i put blanket?
Stranger: Lol!! okay then
You: no really, i got on a plane and went to Dubai……..HEE hee, shamon, it’s so good to get this off my chest
Stranger: Lol! Well. im happy to listen 🙂
You: I’m bad, i’ll moonwalk up and down your ass, check check da koney

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You: please don’t say asl
You: please!
Stranger: asl
You: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: damn
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Stranger: hi asl?
You: hi .6 months. yes. under your bed
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Stranger: hi
You: i do i don’t
Stranger: what u mean
You: not sure
Stranger: why u not sure
You: can’t remember
Stranger: )))
Stranger: u all right? i can speak with u if u want.
You: albatros?
Stranger: not
Stranger: u?
You: no, i’m not one, but would you like some albatros?
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Stranger: frank?
You: yes
Stranger: YES
You: blunt even
Stranger: haha
You: sometimes positively rude
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: you are clever also
You: well top end of the evolutionary ladder
You: you?
Stranger: so you must be a woman?
You: of course
Stranger: i knew it. me too.
You: so why are you one here?
Stranger: because i am bored and i need to stimulate my brain by entertaining myself with others idiocracies
You: I am looking for people who Singletrack
Stranger: what is that?
You: do you?
You: involves rubber, lycra and mud – kinda fun
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