unicorns are allergic to fairy washing up liquid…. its in the name…. its designed for fairies not unicorns!

you can tell how serious i am by my serious face 😐

this is the stuff you need;

where can i buy such wonderment? my unicorn goes a bit mental when i get fenwicks in her eyes.

they do something for if your Unicorn is only slightly mucky and doesn’t need scouring;

http://www.unicornfibre.com/2fibre_wash.htm

I got meself a Gnarrwhal. Aint no hooves on that B*tch.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMEuA10wln8[/video]

I got meself a Gnarrwhal. Aint no hooves on that B*tch.

But don’t you find running hoof-less a complete faff? Yes, you can get bogged down in daft ‘what hooves for Sussex clay’ type discussions with a unicorn but it’s a hell of a lot simpler than the alternative…

😯

On behalf of the miserable, I’d like to bring some balance to this thread.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDJQy7cb3VI[/video]

What was this thread about again?

Unicorns are soooo last year darling. I’m currently rocking a gryphon, but hey, that’s how I roll. Elf, are you still community leader? Leading community? Cheeky bad boy.

ever since the “incident” involving my gentleman’s vegetables a dominatrix, two midgets a ferret and a bacon slicer I now have a unique horn 😉

Always Leading Community; I am Community Leader!