Bazil – John Cleese stars in dark fantasy film

great thread 🙂

Jurrassic Par – dinosaurs play golf

‘0’ – Dudley Moore falls in love with really ugly woman.

Tuner and hooch – an out of work piano tuner and his addiction to alcopops

The SawShank Redemption – The extraordinary story of one trotterless sheep’s escape from the butchers.

Pup Fiction – The lives of seemingly unrelated dogs are woven together

Weekend at ernie’s – bert goes to stay with his mate only to find he’s dead

Beverly Hills Op – Eddie Murphy starts threads on STW but never receives any replies.

Trading Laces – Eddie Murphy starts a new footwear based plaground craze.

Some Like it Ho – Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon witness a drug gang war and go on the run dressed as prostiutes, they Rap their way into a whorehouse where they meet Marylin Monroe..

Love Tory – The story of a nation´s descent into chaos after voting in a far-right political party.

AM Legend – About a legendary radio broadcaster who´s career nosedived after the world went digital.

The Ting – Ali G stars as a shape-shifting alien running amok killing chavs in the Bluewater shopping centre. Best film ever though innit?

Return of the Jed – A modern day remake of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Ice Cod In Alex – A young Led Zeppelin groupie gets more than she bargained for.

2 Angry Men – Boris and Ken contesting who will wave the flag at the Olympics
The Lord of the Rigs – Frodo and Sam go prospecting for oil in the north sea
Even Samurai – A poor village under attack recruits well matched warriors

great thread 🙂
Agreed!

Ear Dark – The story of the bruising from when one man catches his ear between the arm of his glasses and the car door.

Cap Fear – Zombie chavs roam the streets of London Town

End it like Beckham – a pair of teenage girls spend their time looking for vapid, talentless, pouting blokes, wandering minor-league American ‘soccer’ clubs, spawning daftly named offspring, and being paid obscene amounts of money to do **** all, in homage to the twilight years of their favourite jazz-haired wendyballer’s career.

Bi Trouble In Little China – Jack Burton goes to rescue a beautiful girl from oriental gangsters, but finds himself strangely attracted to them

Hopper – crazy Australian dude who **** everyone up.

Attack the Lock – A chav’s quest to steal every bike securely locked in every shed in the country.

Tax – A rather dull film about tax evasion
The Blues Brother – A man remains in prison for a little longer than expected
Mr & Mrs Smit – A Boer couple and their life

Diving miss daisy – an elderly southern belle takes up scuba

Monty Python and the Holy Gail – A crap scottish actress gets deified.
Das Bot- WWII drama about Hitlers Arse – in German with Subtitles
Full Meal Jacket – US army intiation ceremony with a straight jacket and 4 bargain buckets.
Braveheat – Mel Gibson gets too close to the fire.
No County For Old Men – The cast of TOWIE and their campaign to evict anyone over 40 from the county of Essex

true git – a film about david cameron

Mad Ma – Mother goes crazy, cult film on a budget
Mad Ma II – Mother goes more crazy, cult film with a bigger budget
Mad Ma III – A big budget flop best not talked about

Lice in Wonderland – all is not well in the whimsical world as an infestation takes hold

Walt with Bashir – Animated tale of miltia entering Disneyland

Raveheart – Mel Gibson wears a neon skirt and facepaint and gets f’d up in the Glens to a 90s acid house soundtrack

Das Boo – A group of Germans voicing their disappointment

Planet of the Ae’s – Follow Mark Beaumont on his latest epic as he travels 24,901 miles around a mildly enjoyable Scottish Trail Centre.

Leo – an ageing lion befriends a young girl, then gets shot.

Bi – tom hanks finds a strange fairground machine that changes his life

The Westler – a giant hotdog terrorises New York

Harry Otter – An otter is bestowed with magical fishing skills

Weeny Todd – Boring life story of former Grange Hill and Eastenders actor

The Laykillers – Sunday sermons will never be the same

finding emo –

2001: A Pace Odyssey – A particularly long film about a runner who is often in front but never seems to win any races.

Rue Romance – a disappointing love story

The Men Who Stare at Oats – an elite US special forces team develop a cereal fixation
An Inconvenient Ruth – young girl brings the world to the brink of environmental meltdown

The Sith Sense – Bruce Willis becomes a Jedi
Hom Alone – Ken shows us his favouroute meals for one.
Petty woman – Richard Gere finds Julia Roberts is a bit pedantic and just too high maintenence for him.
Pollo 13 – Unlucky spanish chicken goes into orbit.
The Fir – Tom Cruise falls in love with a scots pine.
Alie – The truth about the Uraguayan Rugby teams survival story.

Bi Wednesday – Group of three young surfers in 60’s California discover their feminine side.

The Italian Jo – young Italian girl nearly mown down by Mini’s during a daring bullion raid in the 60’s.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Net – Psychologically disturbed fisherman fails to catch bird

Ighlander – dyslexic castaway in Hebrides

Full Meal Jacket – US army in Vietnam invent edible battlewear

Ocky, Ocky II, Ocky III, Ocky IV, Ocky V – Phil “the Power” Taylor’s life story

Lashdance – beautician gives up the salon for a career in welding

Cool and Luke – Hilarity ensues when The Fonz and Luke Skywalker take on the Death Star

War hors – dyslexic sluts do their bit for ‘our boys’

Moo Raker – 007 retires to a farm.

A New Hop – The story of how a small time rebellion fought for beer.