Bottled beer in pubs:
£3.50 for half a pint? Go away quickly, you shyster.
Posh Ice Cream:
Ben & Jerry's, Haagen Whatsit.
Nay, nay & thrice nay!
Aldi's posh stuff is £1.99 a tub and much, much nicer:
'But they're handmade in Britain!'
Yep, so was the Austin Montego, but they didn't have the bare faced cheek to charge a bloody premium for one.
Do I want to look like my clothes have been chosen by a blind Mod?
No I don't. Thanks.
It really, really isn't about the camera.
BMW/Audi/Range Rover Sport:
I want people to realise that I'm a tasteless, arrogant **** because of what I do and what I say, not because of what I drive.
My last one was £19.99. It's still fine.
Just because some trendy tossbag has decided they're cool, they now cost £80.00.
Either that or the world cow shortage has passed me by.
See also Barbour/Belstaff/Lewis Leathers.