My two year old has christened the tumble dryer the “bendover”
Dare we ask what he witnessed for that to come about?
On a related subject, I remember once hearing about a three year old on his first boat trip who spotted a seal. With a stunned expression, he pointed and shouted “DOG-BOAT!”.
Serious question though: is there a word that means someone who used to be your step parent but isn’t any longer?
Was talking about my former step-dad to a friend a couple of days ago and realised I didn’t actually know a name for what his relationship to me is now. Legally there’s no link at all – but in reality he’s still part of the family. You’d think there’d be a word as these days I doubt it’s unusual!