Than Friday night bike ride…
A pint by my side and the recent memory of a snow and star filled ride capped off with a pretty girl remarking on my courageous atheletism.
Lady Gaga in the headphones and the dog chomping crisps, I am content.

Eat your hearts out keyboard bitches.

I may return later once I’ve discovered the answer to the meaning of life at the bottom of this next pint. I’m sure it’ll reveal nothing more to me than the joy of tonight’s ride.

Just thought I’d share it with you from this mobile device, er because I can

I’m watching Come Dine With Me staring JCT, one of the ex big hitters of the UK climbing forum, which is as much fun that I can cope with.

Lady Gaga in the headphones

You were doing well up to that point.

waiting for your gf to come home on a friday night.

any minute now.

Ian – no way!

When, where how, must see seeeee…..

C4 now!!!

C4 now!!!
So good, I said it twice.

Oh tick tock and ding dong indeed. After work ride with bike buddy, couple of beers, home, Mrs off out with the girls, another mate coming round for beer and the EU nacho mountain. Building a new 29er Saturday.

Mmmm, wasn’t it.

I have set it to record on C4+1 so I can see the full horror of it.

Trust a farmer to ruin my bliss with talk of biking obscenity

I’m just dipping a toe – just to see.

Eat your hearts out keyboard bitches.

Hmm! So no one to talk to in the pub?

Correct my lame riding girly buddies can’t take the cold up their knickers so I’m tormenting y’all don’t ban me for a couple of minutes more chap, there’s a babe from heaven here thinks I’m engaged in serious communication.

Go de-rek, go de-rek.

Nicely put.

Try this, say “hello” to her?

Me I’m having a night in with my 2 girls I’ve not seen them properly for over a week so we’ve ordered pizzas and watching a DVD. Once they’re in bed I’m going to open up the rather specials cheeses I bought this afternoon and a nice bottle of red.

She is now talking to some older guy not sure wether he’s related, I’ve let the dog off the lead he’ s done the necessary with his nose, I’m busy trying to seem mildy disinterested whilst typing to y’all. I’ve had another pint, getting dangerously near my not crashing in the bushes on my way home limit when there ain’t ice and snow about. She just smiled again.

Facetime?

She just smiled again

she probably just has wind

emsz – Member

She just smiled again

she probably just has wind
Bravo!

Well that’s that back to reality ‘hello Mr (name obscured to protect the innocent) I’m Marissa’s friend ( no 3 daughter) “I thought it was you, good to see people of your age still active…
I’m wondering where to bury the body.

Derek has left the building

😆

Priceless 🙂

whos this ukc bighitter, all i can see are two old fat blokes, can either of em make it up a mod?

mind you, suppose its the same with mountain biking and the big hitters here 😉

sorry, being a bit presumptuous, its the girl :), just checked ukc, shes before my time there 😉

I’m not too sure if she actually climbed anything, but given that people’s forum persona tends to be a less censored version of their normal self, you can imagine the level of vitriol she could produce in others and dish out 😀

hehe absolutley, 🙂 fit though! 🙂

than crisps it’s true.. no greater joy than licking a womans ***** and having her ** your **** on your ******** and bad spellingng!