I have had my fair share of accidents in the past...broken bones, burns, even been impaled, but I am pretty sure that the most painful thing that you can ever experience is having your back waxed.
HOLY **** 
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Not when there's crack n sack to consider!
I take it your pain threshold is rather low.
I take it your pain threshold is rather low
Ever had it done?
genital herpes would take your mind off it...
EDIT: so I'm told... 
toothache is by far the worst pain.
MTFU. 
LOL. M T F U you big wuss
seriously. I've waited ages to say that. 
toothache is pretty damn high on my list too. That and a hard kick in the.......................
Stepping on a lego block in bare feet
LOL @ the MTFU comments - exactly what my wife said.
Genuinely, i was all prepared to walk out telling her and all women what wimps they are and how painless it was - I will hold my hands up, i was wrong, it really really really hurt.
I've snapped my leg before, and was lying there thinking this could be worse!! LOL
Stepping on a lego block in bare feet
Wouldn't recommend a Lumbar Puncture.
Dont shave your pubes with a rotary type shaver
lets just say I won the bet and it was worth my while 
Is only trumped by stepping on a 3 pin plug
Stepped on half a glass bottle that was standing up once.
Had my legs waxed once, and was told before hand by one woman that it hurts more then giving birth. It didn't really hurt that much.
Women. 
Childbirth is worse, believe me!
Edit: and a Brazilian of course. 
Lumbar puncture +1. that and a burst appendix, and that spot on my knee that i only have to tap and im on the floor.
+ 1 for standing on a plug... esp if you are a chubber like me .... it's a whole new world of pain
I reckon Nani knows, ouch!
Is only trumped by stepping on a 3 pin plug
Or kneeling on one 
One word: epididymitis
cinnamon_girl - Member
Childbirth is worse, believe me!
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I once had hot fat (365 degrees C to be precise) splash on the inside of my wrist
Pain???? That sent me into a cold sweat and the shakes did that. Not pleasant.
Stubbing little toe on the door.......
Gall stones for me. Only pain that has actually made me physically throw up 
Worse than a double compound fracture of the humerous (although I was unconscious for the worst of that one).
I once fell off a roof, breaking one arm, knocking myself out and then waking up with my thigh impaled on an iron railing. Back wax was worse.
The Cluster Headaches that plague me, broken bones, dislocated joints and slipped discs, but nothing hurts like these bloody things
Is only trumped by stepping on a 3 pin plug
Is only trumped by landing on a three pin plug after trailing it down the stairs and jumping the last three steps, with stereo in arms...
Ouch! I wasn't even wearing socks.
The most painful for me was tearing a rather delicate bit of connective tissue in my gentlemans region whilst engaging in some exuberant lady pleasing. The worst bit was the the sudden booze filled thought that perhaps I'd better slow the bleeding and stop any infection by slapping some disinfectant in the wound. First thing that came to hand was some witch hazel gel, I found out that it was a little bit "owbloodyhellthathurtsgetitoffohjesusmyknobisgoingtoexplodestingy"
Apparently you could hear the screams down the street
Don't press one of those cappuccino frothers against your nose to see what it feels like.
I once ate a Mcflurry too quick, ooohhhhh!
I once ate a Mcflurry too quick, ooohhhhh!
Ice cream heeeeaaaaaddd.
Pissing cumquats.
Don't snort a line of wasabi and a line of daves insanity sauce for a booze fulled bet either. That hurt like a hurty thing with rude words added
emsz - Member
Ice cream head.
Cold, but interesting approach to foreplay.
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