So, the whiniest, most hateful family in Ambridge are having another crisis.
Who gives a stuff if Rich is John and Sharon's son?
John was almost as boring as Tom when he was alive and actually became far more interesting once he'd gone to the great silage heap in the sky.
The best we can hope for is that Rich turns out be a serial killer who murders the whole bloody lot of them.
Tony? Needs to grow a pair.
Pat? Needs to lose a pair.
Tom? Should be fed to his own pigs, ungrateful, mercenary, tedious little prick that he is.
Brenda? Well, she's perfectly suited to Tom.
Helen? Where to start? The most vapid, hateful, ungrateful, repressed bundle of utter misery ever to visit the Bull.
I hate them all.
What's going to happen next week? 
